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New York Chicago San Francisco
and all principal cities

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PROBLEM propounded by Samuel A.
Moss:

Last year I asked my best girl to marry me, and she refused. I got even with her by marrying her mother. Then my father married the girl. Now what am I to myself?

When I married the girl's mother, the girl became my daughter; and when my father married my daughter, she became my mother. Who am I?

Another from the same source:

The following speech was made by an Irish barrister on behalf of his client, whose cow had been killed by a train:

"If the train had been run as it should have been ran, or if the bell had been rung as it should have been rang, or if the whistle had been blew as it should have been blown, both of which they did neither, the cow would not have been injured when she was killed."

Judged by the way things are coming to light, Pennsylvania must be holding a sesqueal celebration.

Walter Winchell credits the prize fauxpas of the year to a small-town vaudeville actor who, upon the death of his wife, who was also his stage partner, sent the following enthusiastic telegram to his booking agent: "The missus passed out last night from blood poisoning. I went on and did a single and knocked them cold."

During a fund-raising campaign in the African Baptist Church two colored sisters called on old Uncle Berry, an aged Negro who lived on the outskirts of the village, and explained the purpose of their visit and asked him if he would not give something toward the cause.

"Lawsy, sisters, I sho would like to help you-all along," he said, "but I just ain't got it. Why, I has the hardest time to keep paying a little something on what I already owe round here."

"But," said one of the collectors, "you know you owe the Lord something too."

"Yes, that's right, sister," said the old man; "but he ain't pushing me like my other creditors is."

We have just experienced one of the coldest Junes in a score of years. Several patrons of the Capitol Theatre in New York asked for the return of their ticket money, on the ground that the theater was too cold to sit in. On June 23 Andrew Bishop, of Malone, New York, returned home from a walk with both of his ears frozen.

Washington sticks to standard time. President Coolidge is the only person there who wants to save anything.

I hate to be a kicker,

I always long for peace;

But the wheel that does the squeaking
Is the wheel that gets the grease.
Thus philosophizes the "Christian Regis-
ter." And the "Lookout" adds:

But neither should we blow nor boast
And thus achievement steal,
For the steam that blows the whistle
Never turns the wheel.

In "First Aids for Golfers" Grantland Rice writes: "If you at first don't succeed, try looking at the ball." "He who swings and lifts his head will say things better left unsaid." "Never mind about hitting it a mile. If you do, you won't."

It must not be forgotten that the prodigal son is usually the most popular member of the family.

There are now 894 broadcasting stations in operation in the entire world. According

to the Department of Commerce, 534 of these stations are in the United States. Canada has 54; Australia, 24; Spain, 22; Mexico, Sweden, and Germany, 20 each; the United Kingdom, 19; France, 19; Cuba, 18; Brazil, 16; Finland, 12; and India, 11. Russia is unofficially reported to have 17 stations. Africa, it seems, is the only continent which has definitely repudiated radio. The people tried it, disliked it, and cast it out. If their programs were anything like some of those in America, we can hardly blame them.

"My razor doesn't cut at all."

"Why, Henry, you don't mean to tell me that your beard is tougher than the oilcloth?"

B. W. Cohoon, chief dry agent stationed at Los Angeles, smelled a rat when he was handed a card by one Joseph Moore with the words "Interior Decorator" under the name. Mr. Cohoon looked up Joe Moore at the address on the card, and found a still and a large quantity of assorted liquors. From the "Tourist News:"

A woman breezed into the Pheil Hotel the other day and asked the clerk, "Do you mind dogs?"

"We most certainly do, madam." "Oh, how nice! And will you mind this one for me while I shop?"

Enticing invitation painted on a wall opposite the railway station in the chief city of the tidy little State of Delaware: "Where Capital, Labor and Legislation combine to make Industry and Business pleasant and profitable.-Wilmington Chamber of Com

Another sign which hangs over the door of No. 1 Patchin Place: "Ring Bell; Don't Kick Door."

Mr. F. H. Varney sends us the following, copied from a notice to guests in a hotel at Innsbruck, Austria:

"The departure has to be announced in the hotel office until 3 P.M. at least. "Meals taken in the room is a raive of price of 30 per cent.

"Adhesion for stolen objects from rooms by closed doors cannot be accepted but the legal maximum amount.

"For money one objects of value only giving them in depot in our hotel office. "It is not allowed to make use of electric apparats as smothering etc. in the rooms. "No allowance by the police to bring dogs in our publicrooms (dining room etc.) "Taxe for dogs 2 schilling a day food included."

The New York "World" has been running an exposé of the quality of booze being offered for sale in New York City. The champagne which sells from thirty dollars to forty dollars a quart in the night clubs was never imported, claims the "World." It was made in dingy East Side cellars, at the cost of about two dollars a bottle. Even the night club proprietors themselves testify to-day that there is much less drinking in their resorts than there was a year ago. They have said to their friends: "Provided prohibition can hang on long enough, night clubs will go dry for two reasons-the price and the poor quality. The present brands of liquor will eventually drive every drinker of it to his grave, via the kidney route."

Wife: "That boy of ours gets more like you every day."

Husband (meekly): "What's he been up to now?"

The familiar quotation from Shakespeare suggested by the letters KINI is "A little more than kin and less than kind."

Hotels and Resorts

Pennsylvania

When You Visit the Sesqui-Centennial

secure a pleasant room at The Spes Apartment House. Centrally located. Reasonable rates. Modern. Conducted by Mrs. MABEL D. MATLICK, 2205 Walnut St., Philadelphia, Pa.

Rhode Island

Come to Convenient to reach, commanding view,commodiousgrounds,comfortThe Crown able rooms, carefully cooked food, Block Island congenial guests. R. I. with Mrs. Florence Ball Madison.

Vermont

HELP WANTED

HOTELS NEED TRAINED MEN AND WOMEN. Nation-wide demand for highsalaried inen and wonen. Past experience unnecessary. We train you by mail and pat you in touch with big opportunities. Big pay. fine living, interesting work, quick advance, Write for free book. inent, perinanent. YOUR BIG OPPORTUNITY." Lewis Hotel Training Schools, Suite F-5842, Washington, D. C.

MINISTER'S widow or refined, experi enced woman to keep house for group of school teachers in village near New York. For particulars apply to 7,090, Outlook. TWO girls to work in restaurant in mountains at C. E N. Y.

6 rooms, 90 miles from New York on State road. E. A. BARNES, Gaylordsville, Conn.

A PERFECT HOME wonderfully furnished;beautifully landscaped; flower and vegetable gardens; in the heart of the country, yet only 10 minutes from South Norwalk station; 6 acres, lake; as is, $38.500.

offer you the exquisite embroideries of that land. The refugee workshops in Greece are producing a most attractive line of material, interesting in design, perfect in quality.

Hand-bags in blending colors of effectiveness; handkerchiefs sheer and lovely; table linens woven by hand that delight the eye, softly embroidered in unique and rare workmanship.

with warm color etching beauty against effective backgrounds.

Beautiful and Useful Gifts Christmas, weddings, birthdays, may be remembered originally and satisfactorily from these numerous artístic creations.

Value-Distinction-Beauty together with the fact that you help a thousand women in employment. Write for catalogue and price lists.

AMERICAN FRIENDS OF GREECE, Inc. Investment Building Washington, D. C.

STATIONERY

WRITE for free samples of einbossed at $2 or printed stationery at $1.50 per box. Thousands of Outlook customers. Lewis, stationer, Troy, N. Y.

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY SECRETARIES, social workers, superin. cafeteria inaungers, companions, governesses, mothers' helpers. The Richards Bureau, 68 Barnes St., Providence.

Comfortably furnished. 6 rooms, bath, run

convenient. Central for touring. $225 for season. 5-room cottage, $100 for July, $200 for season. ALMON WARD, Jay, Essex Co., N. Y.

FOR SALE, 8-ROOM COTTAGE,

running water, on State road from New York to Montreal. Bargain for quick buyer. Apply C. E. LAMOY, Upper Jay, N. Y.

In the Heart of the Adirondacks

Furnished cottage in village of Keeseville to rent by month or season. Also cottage on Auger Lake. Box 322, Keeseville, N. Y.

Great Kills, Staten Island

Three-room bungalow, two large porches, on little hill among trees, furnished for three people; near bathing beach and easy trip to city. Apply to FRANK BRADLEY, 105 Hillquest Av., Great Kills, Staten Island, N.Y.

POUGHKEEPSIE, N. Y.

156 acres, beautiful rolling land; best soil; spring watered; fine stream with site for nice lake; 100 apple trees, woodland; splendid 2-story house, 12 rooms; all outbuildings; on main, improved highway; 7 miles from Poughkeepsie; bus line; great bargain; $10,000, half cash. EDWARD C. DAYTON, Realty Specialist, Poughkeepsie, N. Y.

Wallkill, N. Y. 9-room house, all improvements, excellent condition; oak and maple floors; large porch; in village, on State highway to Newburgh. Price $8,000. B.S.Galloway.

Instruction

Opportunity to become TRAINED NURSE. $15 monthly allowance. Ideal living conditions. Tennis, surf bathing. 3 hours from New York. 8-hour day. 2 year course. Age 18 to 32; 2 years high school. Send for descriptive folder and application. Southampton Hospital Association, Southampton, Long Island, N. Y.

Board Wanted PROFESSIONAL WRITER physically

sound, but mentally tired and depressed, widower, aged 48, desires refined home life with private family in Virginia, North Carolina, or Georgia. Write fully to DORMAN & DANA, attorneys, 32 Liberty Street, New York City.

Board-Rooms

PRIVATE HOME in Desirable Location

will receive limited number of visitors to Sesqui-Centennial. Rooms large, meals in vicinity. $2 per day per person, two in room; E. W. PALMER,

$3 one in room. 3741 Locust St., Philadelphia.

HELP WANTED

EARN $110 to $250 monthly, expenses paid. as railway traffic inspector. We secure position for you after completion of 3 months' home study course or money refunded. Excellent opportunities. Write for free booklet CM-27. Standard Business Training Inst., Buffalo, N. Y.

SITUATIONS WANTED

A lady of independent means, ex-principal New York public school, university graduate, desires tutoring boy or girl, school age, traveling with parents. Salary no object

Companionship indispensable. 7,096, Outlook,

CULTIVATED young woman seeks posi tion as companion, secretary. Excellent references. Will travel. 7,094, outlook.

POSITION as dietitian in children's home or similar institution. Graduate School Domestic Science, Boston. Previous experience. 7,093, Outlook.

POSITION in fall by an experienced dietitian. Boarding school or club. Highest references. 7,082, Outlook.

PRACTICAL nurse as companion, attendant, care of the home or child. References. 7,095, Outlook.

READER of exceptional dramatic power, and whose voice has an acknowledged tonic effect upon patients, seeks position as reader to cultured invalid. Has complete mastery of four languages and fair acquaintance with fifth. 7,089, Outlook.

REFINED middle-aged woman desires position as assistant matron or housekeepercompanion for one person. Efficient, capable of taking full charge. Highest reference. 7,102, Outlook.

MISCELLANEOUS

TO young women desiring training in the care of obstetrical patients a six months' nurses' aid course is offered by the Lying-in Hospital, 307 Second Ave., New York. Aids are provided with maintenance and given a monthly allowance of $10. For further particulars address Directress of Nurses. WANTED-Children to board on farm. Mrs. Mather Harding, Norwich, Conn.

GOOD looking, intelligent English boy for adoption; blond; 7 years old; good family. 7,101, Outlook.

HELP WANTED!

PRESS OF WILLIAM GREEN, INC.

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Free for All

How to Get into a Fight

IN the first place, call others names. It

they are bigger than you or not.

If indeed

too much bigger, they may take it as a joke and not fight, and if smaller they will fight all the same if you can call names insulting enough to their pride or make sufficiently decisive gestures.

It will help, too, if when a quarrel is started you insist on being your own judge of what is right and assume that all other people are inspired by unworthy motives, and you alone are inspired by the highest sense of justice and fairness.

By spending your money on candy and ice-cream and little Lord Fauntleroy clothes, and by no means on such things as boxing lessons and boxing gloves, you will get soft and flabby and look like an easy mark, and then if when there are signs of friction you carefully avoid putting yourself in a position of defense, but put your hands behind your back and stick out your tongue, the fight may begin right there.

If by any chance you have lent a man money, press him for the money while he is still hard up. You may stir up a fight, especially if when he offers to pay you in liquor you refuse it and tell him what a wicked bootlegger he is.

Be sure to give lots of advice to people, and tell them how wicked it is to quarrel and on how low a plane they are. In particular, interfere between an Irishman and his wife in a quarrel. You will have learned a good deal about fighting very soon.

Follow the glorious example of Jefferson and Madison, Buchanan and Wilson, and not that of Washington and Jackson and Roosevelt, and you may be as successful in having a fight on your hands as Madison and Wilson were.

Throw small stones at a dog, but don't carry a big stick. Instead of that carry a fountain pen. Speak not softly but fiercely, and write like the prophets of old.

A. C. L.

Income as a Test of Service

HE conclusion of the editorial in the

"The Church Press" impresses me as one not warranted by the premises and as proposing a course of action contrary to present-day trends. In my opinion, it would be a great mistake to endow the Church press. Of all the various forms of human effort, the press should be the least insulated from the currents of life and the most sensitive to social and religious needs. To endow Church publications would have the effect of removing them still further from the life of the people, so that they would be no more effective than little eddies along the side of a great and rushing stream.

Most religious periodicals are in a deep rut. The profit test applied through an income account is a much more accurate measure of the service rendered to society or any particular group than your article admits.

The proper course of action is to consolidate several mediocre publications into one good one, to employ modern editorial, printing, and advertising ideas, and ultimately to discontinue those which cannot be adjusted to life sufficiently well to make them profitable. MARK M. JONES.

New York City.