Enter the GADFLY MAMMON Your Gadfly, as it seems, is tired of gadding. GADFLY Hum, hum, hum! From the lakes of the Alps and the cold gray scalps Of the mountains, I come! Hum, hum, hum! From Morocco and Fez, and the high palaces From the temples divine of old Palestine, With a ha! and a hum! All inn-doors and windows Were open to me; I saw all that sin does, Which lamps hardly see That burn in the night by the curtained bedThe impudent lamps! for they blushed not red. Dinging and singing, From slumber I rung her, Loud as the clank of an ironmonger; Far, far, far, With the trump of my lips and the sting at my hips, I drove her afar! Far, far, far, From city to city, abandoned of pity, A ship without needle or star; Homeless she passed, like a cloud on the blast, She is here in her car, I have stung her and wrung her! The venom is working; And if you had hung her With canting and quirking, She could not be deader than she will be soon; I have hummed her and drummed her From place to place, till at last I have dumbed her, Hum, hum, hum! Enter the LEECH and the RAT LEECH I will suck Blood or muck! The disease of the state is a plethory, Who so fit to reduce it as I? Creeping through crevice, and chink, and cranny, With my snaky tail, and my sides so scranny. PURGANAX Aroint ye, thou unprofitable worm! (To the LEECH) And thou, dull beetle, get thee back to hell, (To the GADFLY) To sting the ghosts of Babylonian kings, And the ox-headed Io. SWINE (within) Ugh, ugh, ugh! Hail, Iona the divine! We will be no longer Swine, But Bulls with horns and dewlaps. RAT For, You know, my lord, the Minotaur — PURGANAX (fiercely) Be silent! get to hell! or I will call The cat out of the kitchen. Well, Lord Mammon, This is a pretty business! [Exit the RAT. MAMMON I will go And spell some scheme to make it ugly then. Enter SWELLFOOT She is returned! SWELLFOOT Taurina is in Thebes When Swellfoot wishes that she were in hell! O Hymen! clothed in yellow jealousy [Exit. This is thy work, thou patron saint of queens! Her memory has received a husband's (A loud tumult, and cries of "IONA FOREVER! FOOT!") No SWELL Or fattening some few in two separate sties, 295 Go pack, Rossetti conj.; Well, pack, Forman conj. SWELLFOOT This plan might be tried too. Where's General Laoctonos? Enter LAOCTONOS It is my royal pleasure That you, Lord General, bring the head and body, If separate it would please me better, hither Of Queen Iona. LAOCTONOS That pleasure I well knew, And made a charge with those battalions bold, What is still worse, some Sows upon the ground |