call'd the Countercheck Quarrelfome: And fo the Lie Circumftantial, and the Lie Direct. Jaq. And how oft did you say his Beard was not well cut? Clo. I durft go no further than the Lie Circumftantial ; nor he durft not give me the Lie Direct; and fo we measur'd Swords, and parted. Jaq. Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the Lie? Clo. O, Sir, we quarrel in Print, by the Book; as you have Books for good Manners. I will name you the Degrees. The firft, the Retort Courteous; the fecond, the Quip Modeft; the third, the Reply Churlish; the fourth, the Reproof Valiant; the fifth, the Countercheck Quarrelfome; the fixth, the Lie with Circumftance; the feventh, the Lie Direct. All these you may avoid, but the Lie direct; and you may avoid that too, with an If. I knew when seven Juftices could not take up a Quarrel, but when the Parties were met themselves, one of them thought but of an If; as, If you faid fo, then I faid fo; and they fhook Hands, and fwore Brothers. Your If is the only Peace-maker; much virtue in If. Jaq. Is not this a rare Fellow, my Lord? He's good at any thing, and yet a Fool. Duke Sen. He uses his Folly like a Stalking-Horse, and un der the Presentation of that he shoots his Wit. Enter Hymen, Rofalind in Woman's Cloths, and Celia. Still Mufick Hym. Then is there Mirth in Heav'n, When earthly things made even Good Duke receive thy Daughter, That thou might'ft joyn her hand with his, Rof. To you I give my felf; for I am yours. [To the Duke. Orla. Orla. If there be truth in fight, you are my Rofalind. Phe. If fight and fhape be true, why then my Love adieu. Rof. I'll have no Father, if you be not he; I'll have no Husband, if you be not he; Nor ne'er wed Woman, if you be not she. Hym. Peace hoa; I bar Confufion: 'Tis I must make conclufion Of these most strange Events: Here's eight that must take Hands, To join in Hymen's Bands, If Truth holds true Contents. You and you no Crofs fhall part; You and you are Heart in Heart; You to his Love muft accord, Or have a Woman to your Lord. You and you are fure together, As the Winter to foul Weather: Whiles a Wedlock Hymn we fing, Feed your felves with questioning: That Reafon, Wonder may diminish, How thus we met, and these things finish. SONG, Wedding is great Juno's Crown, Duke Sen. O my dear Neice, welcome thou art to me, Even Daughter, welcome, in no less degree. Phe. I will not eat my word, now thou art mine, Faq. de B. Let me have audience for a word or two: In his own Condu&, purpofely to take Duke Sen. Welcome, young Man :- Play Mufick, and you Brides and Bridegrooms all, And thrown into neglect the pompous Court. [To the Duke. Faq. To him will I: Out of thefe Convertites [To Orla. [To Oli. [To Syl. And you to Wrangling; for thy loving Voyage [To the Clown I am for other than for Dancing Meafures. Jaq. To fee no Paftime, I: What you would have, [Exit. Duke A Duke Sen. Proceed, proceed, we will begin these Rites, As we do truft they i end in true Delights. Rof. It is not the Fashion to fee the Lady the Epilogue; but it is no more unhandfome than to fee the Lord the Prologue. If it be tre, that good Wine needs no Bush, 'tis true, that a good Play needs no Epilogue. Yet to good Wine they do ufe good Bufhes; and good Plays prove the better by the help of good Epilogues. What a case am I in then, that am neither a good Epilogue, nor cannot infinuate with you in the behalf of a good Play? I am not furnish'd like a Beggar; therefore to beg will not become me. My way is to Conjure you, and I'll begin with the Women. I charge you, O Women, for the love you bear to Men, to like as much of this Play as pleafes you: And I charge you, O Men, for the love you bear to Women, as I perceive by your Simpring, none of you hates them, that between you and the Women, the Play may pleafe. If I were a Womar, I would kifs as many of you as had Beards that pleas'd me, Complexions that lik'd me, and Breaths that I defy'd not: And, I am fure, as many as have good Beards, or good Faces, or fweet Breaths, will for my kind Offer, when I make Courtfie, bid me farewel. [Exeunt. |