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cation. Of these we may very well saying the Fathers, and are fond of enter. with the poet

ing on the molt abitruse points of divi.

nity. But thev would employ their time Such labour'd nothings in so strange a stile,

more to their own credit, as well as the Amaze th' unlearn'd, and make the learned smile.

Popa. improvement of their hearers, if they

would rather endeavour to explain and No mode of expression throws such enforce the precepts of the Apostles ani! an impenetrable milt over a work, as Evangelilts, than retail the confuled an unnecessary profufion of technical hypotheles of crabbed metaphysicians. terms. This will appear very plainly As to Essays, and all other pieces that to those who will turn over a few pages come under the denomination of fami. of any modern collection of voyages. liar writings, one would imagine that Descriptions of a storm make some of they must neceffarily be written in the the finest and most striking passages in easy language of nature and commor the beft poets; and it is for these in par- sense. No writer can flatter himtelf, ticular that Longinus admires the Odyf- that his productions will be an agreeable sey. The real circumstances of a storm part of the equipage of the tea-table, are in themselves, without the aid of who writes aimolt ioo abstrusely for the poetical ornaments, very affecting; yet study, and involves his thoughts in hard whoever reads an account of them in words and affected latinisms. Yet this any of our writers of voyages, will be has been reckoned by many the standard Io puzzled and perplexed with Starboard Itile for these loose detached pieces. AdLarboard, the Main-masi and Mizen- dison was proud that he could boast of mast, and a multitude of sea-terms, having drawn learning out of schools that he will not be the least moved at the and colleges into clubs and coffee-horses, distrels of the ship's crew. The absur- as Socrates was said to draw morali. dity of this did not escape Swift, who ty from the clouds to dwell among has ridiculed it by a mock description of men: but there people (as Lord Bolingthe same kind in his Gulliver. Those broke pretends to lay of the fame So. who treat military subjects, are equally crates) mount the clouds themselves. ridiculous: they overwhelm you with This new-fangled manner of delivering Counterscarps, Palisades, Baftions, &c. our sentiments is called writing found and so fortify their no- meaning with sense: and if I find this inode feems likehard words, that it is absolutely impor- ly to prevail, I shall certainly think it fible to beat them out of their intrench- expedient to give into it, and very fud. ments. Such writers, who abound in denly oblige the world with a Connois. . technical terms, always put me in seur so sensible, that it will be imposible mind of Ignoramus in the play, who to understand it. courts his miftress out of the law-dic- But hard words and uncouth way's

of tionary, runs over a long catalogue of expressing ourselves never appear with so the mesurages, lands, tenements, barns, illa grace as in our common conversation. outhouses, &c. of which he will put in writing we expect some degree of her in poffeffion, if she will join issue exactness and precilion; but if even the e with him; and manifests his passion in they seem harth and disagreeable, when the same manner that he would draw up they obstruct the freedom of our familiar a lease.

chat, they either make us laugh, or put This affectation is never more offen. us out of patience. It was imagined by five than when it gets into the pulpit. the ancients, that things were called by The greater part of almost every audi- one name among mortals, and by ano ence that fits under our preachers, are other among the gods: in like manner ignorant and illiterate, and should there some gentlemen, who would be account. fore have every thing delivered to themed fine-spoken persons, disdain to menin as plain, simple, and intelligible a tion the molt trivial matters in the same manner, as possible. Hard words, if terms with the rest of the world; and they have any meaning, can only serve scarce enquire how you do, or bid you to make thein ftare; and they can never good-morrow, in any phrase that is inbe edified by what they do not under- telligible. It always put me in pain to stand. Young clergymen, just come find a lady give into this practice: if the from the university, are proud of thew- makes no blunder, it fets very ungraceing the world that they have been read. fully upon her; but it is ten to one, that


the rough unccuth syllables, that formed his chambers with an huge dictionary these words, are too harsh and big for under his arm. The first compliments the pretty creature's mouth; and then the were scaice over, before the tutor bolted maims thein and breaks them to her use out a word big enough for the mouth so whimsically, that ore can scarce tell of Garagantua. Here the pupil begged whether she is taking French or Eng- that he would stop a little; and after lish. I shall make no more reflections turning over his dictionary, desired him on this fubject at present, but conclude to proceed. The learned gentleman my paper with a thort story.

went on, and the pupil seemed to listen A meri v fellow, who was formerly with great attention, till another word of the univerfi.y, going through Cam- came out as hard as the former, at which bridge on a journey, took it into his he again interrupted him, and again had head to call on his old tutor. As it is recourse to his dictionary. This appears no great worder that pedantry Mould to ine the only way of conversing with be found in a college, the tutor used to persons of so pompous an elocution; un. Jard bis conversation with numberless less we convert the orators themselves hard words and forced derivations from into lexicons to interpret their own the Latin. His pupil, who had a mind phrases, by troubling them to reduce to banter the old gentleman on his dar- tre meaning of their fine speeches into ling foible, when he visited him, enter- plain English.





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OM Dare - Devil, who was so to take-- Why,' said he,

ply me with Champagne?- 'tis a Bucks that he gained the appellation dampable liquor, and i'll drink no of Staç, finished a course of continual or it.' In one of his lucid in. debaucheries, and was carried off left tervals he grasped my hand vehemently, week by a prenelic fever. I happened and buriting into tears- Would to to be present at his lait moments; and • God,' said he, • I had died twenty the remembrance of hin ftill dwells fo

years ago!' At length his unwilling strongly on my mind, that I see him, I foul parted from the body; and the last hear him, in all the agonics of despair, words we heard from him were a faint ttarting, trembling, and uttering the ejaculation to his Maker, whom he had mott horril execrations. His conscience blasphemed all his life. His fhocking at the apprch of death had conjured exit made me reflect on that fine passage up before himní ten thoulard devils with in the Scriptures-Let me die the death their red-hot tits,' who affumul the ' of the righteous, und let my latter end faes of all thcie vhoin he had injured, be ükbis.'

came hilling on him,' to retuliaie The behaviour of this unhappy wretch ther songs.

• Save me, save me,' he aiforried a dreartful instance of the truth would crv,' from that bieeding forin! of that maxim, There is no bell like a trou. He was my friend, but I run bin bled confciente. .There needs, indeed, "through the heart in a quarrel about "no gholt to tell us this.'-—But it were to

a whore.--Take away that old fellow be wished, that the conicience of every -Ile would have carried us to the living reprobate could work on his ima.

round hou -I knocki lim down gination in the fame manner, and raile up I with his owner-ould not think such horrid appariti.is to forment him. 'the poor dog would have died by it.' Where is tlie wreici to hardened, who When the nulle offered him a daught would not be dilinayed at theie terrors?


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Or who could persevere in a course of corrupt.-How could I suffer fo conwickedness, when every fresh offence ' temptible a creature to draw me from would create a new fury to haunt bim the comfortalıle protection of my pafor his crimes ?

"rents? - It was just, indeed, that I Let us, for instance, take a view of " thould fall a victim to my folly: but the most glaring circumstances in the was this diseafed infant quickened onlife of that arch-infidel Tom Dare- ly to proclaim my di honour and thy devil : and let us at the same time con- «infamy?--Why hadit thou the power ceive (if possible) what pangs he must left to propagate misery even to the inhave felt, had every flagitious act been " nocent?' attended with the same phantoms that Tom had often signalized himself as diitracted hiin on his death-bed. Firit, a duellift: his conscience, as we have althen, let us contemplate him as a parri- ready mentioned, upbraided him at his cide; for so he may be called, who by dying moments with the murder of a repeated disobedience broke the heart of particular friend. He had or ce iil luck a moit affectionate father. Could filial at cards; and being irritated with his ingratitude receive a harper punishment, losses, and fufpecting foul play on the than in the midst of his debaucheries to part of his antagonist, he took him by have this father continually before his the nose, which consequently produced eyes, expoftulating with him on his un- a challenge. He is hastening to the natural behaviour? O my fon,' might field of baitlebut he fancies himself be have heard him say, ' was it for this followed by the Manes of his friend, that thy mother, who died in giving whom on the same unhallowed ground thee life, begged me with her bait he hat lately sacrificed to that idol Ho. breath to be kind to the boy? Was nour. He hears him call - Turn, it for this that the country rung with • madman, turn, and look on me.' joy for my being blessed with an heir? You may remember with what reluct-O my child, who can I now call my ance I met youlc-You forced me to the

heir? That estate, which I was so lo- ' combat-and I was even pleased, that • licitous to improve for thy fake, is the victory was your's. You deprived

diffipated among jockeys, gamblers, me of life in an idle quarrel about a pimps, and prostitutes. If you should creature, whom, at your return from ever have a fon, may his ingratitude the murder of your friend, you denever make you think of me?" otected in the arms of another.-It

Tom, indeed, took care never to have was Honour, that induced you to any vexation from his children: he had I wound the bosom of one vou loved... too great a spirit to bear the ihackles of • The fame Honour now calis you to give matrimony, and lived in a state of celi- a fellow, whom you despite, an opbacy among bagnios. Sometimes he portunity to retaliate the injury done made inroads on private life, and dis- to me.“What folly is it to put your turbed the peace of families hy debauch- • life into the hands of a scoundrel, who ing the wives and daughters of his ac- you fuípect has already robhed


of quaintance. Among other gallant ex- your


go on, and let ploits, he decoyed up to town the daugh- your death rid the world of a monster, fer of a country gentleman, where he who is defperate enough to put his ruined her, and then leit her to linger own life on the hazard, and wicked under an infamous disease. At length enough to attenpt that of another.' the fruits of his amour appeared in a It happened, however, that Tom had child, which foon perished with it's un. no occalion for such a monitor, as the happy parent in a public hospital. By person whom he went to mcet proved as the same magic of the fancy let us raité great a coward as he was a cheat; and up this poor girl with the infant in her our hero, after waiting a full hour in arms, while he is wantoning among his pumps, and parrying with the air, his doxies, and lording it like a bathaw had no other revenge for the loss of his over the vassals of his luit. What re- money, than the satisfaction of posting morse must this villain have felt, conld him for a scoundrel. he have imagined her to have addresled Though the hero of our story was cut bim in the following terms !--- Behold off in the prime of his life, yet he may ! in the loathsome caicale of this babe be said, like Neftor, to have outlived the image of thyself; fou!, rotren, and three generalions. All the young fel


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