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No XXXI. THURSDAY, AUGUST 29, 1754.

XZU, PUERI, NEU TANTA ANIMIS ASSUESCITE BELLA.

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NO MORE, YE BLOODS, ENCOUNTER WITH EACH OTHER,
BUT LACK FINE GENTLEMAN EMBRACE HIS BROTHER.

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TO MR. TOWN.

to deep play, but it raises very serious

refle&tions in me. When I have seen a SIR,

young nobleman offer a large stake, I OU must have observed a paragraph have considered him as setting his life

in the news-papers dated from Dub. upon a card, or (like King Richard) lin, which informs us, ' The spirit of laying it upon a cast, and standing • Duelling is now become so common, the hazard of the die. I have even

that scarce a day passes without one imagined, that I heard bullets rattle in

or more being fought in or near that the dice-box, and that I saw challenges • metropolis.' I am very much alarmed, written upon every card on the table. left this madness should cross the seas: The ladies also are frequently the to say the truth, I almost begin to think cause of Duels; though it muit be owned, it necessary, that the frequent importa. in justice to the better part of the sex,

tion of Irishmen into this kingdom that where one is fought on account of • fhould, for some time be prohibited ; a modest woman, ten are occafioned by

and an embargo laid on those thips that prostitutes. The stout knights-errant, are freighted with contraband Duellifts. who entertain a passion for the faithless It is your duty, Mr. Town, at least to Dulcineas of Drury Lane and Covent do all in your power to prevent the in. Garden, find frequent opportunities of fluence which the conduct of these heroic manifesting their prowess. They nog gentlemen, who cannot suffer their swords only encounter with bullies and bra. to sleep quietly in their scabbards, may but sometimes meet with other have on our young fellows: I must there. enamoratos as fond and as mad as themfore beg of you to put together a few felves. I am personally acquainted thoughts on this occasion; and though with two gentlemen of this turn, who the subject has been often treated be held out pistols at each other across a fore, I cannot but imagine that there is bed at one of these ladies lodgings, and fufficient room left for you to expatiate tossed up which should fire fift. The on it. It is usual among the bishops, pistol however luckily missed fire, and when they find any particular vice pre- gave them time to think better of it: so vail, to send orders to the clergy of their they very amicably look hands, laid refpe&tive dioceses to preach against it. down their pistols, and went to bed to In like manner it is your duty,

as Сen- the lady together. These females are for General, to attack the reigning fol- not content, it seems, with the conquests lies: and it is surely as easy for you to commonly made by the fair, but often throw them into a new light, as it is for pass a more cruel sentence on their capthe clergy to preach different sermons tives. Their lovers not only suffer on the same text.

those metaphorical deaths, which all You will undoubtedly agree with their tribe must endure, but are often me, that gaming is one of the principal really killed in serious truth and sober causes of Duels, and that many a young sadness. They are not only shot through fellow has owed his death to cards and the heart by an accidental glance of the dice. As the gaming-houses are often eyes, but often have a brace of balls filled with rogues in lace, and Marpers lodged in their heads: and are not only in embroidery, an honéit but rash'ad- ' stabbed through the liver' (as Merventurer often loses his temper with his cutio has it) by the blind bow-boy's money, and begins to suspeat that the " butt-Maft, but they may perhaps be cards are packed, or the dice loaded; and engaged in a duel with a rival, in which then very wisely risks his life, because they are run through the body. he finds it impossible to recover his cash. A foreign Count was once challenged Upon this account I am never witness by one of these hot-headed gentlemen ;

and

and I shall conclude my letter by re- perhaps they hold their title to the best commending his method to our modern company by the fame tenure that the Duellifts. The place of battle appointed Knaves keep their rank among the Howas the Count's house; and when the nours in a pack of cards. But the farious challenger came in, breathing grand distinguishing mark of a Fine Dothing but sevenge, he was surprised Gentleman is the wearing a sword. to find the Count fitting very composed- Gentility displays itself in a well-fancied ly with a candle and a barrel at his side. [word-knot, and honour lies (heathed • This, Sir,' said the Count,' is a barrel in the scabbard. All who bear arms • of gunpowder; and if you please, we have a claim to this character: even our < will take our chance who shall set fire common soldiers (like the knights of to it, you or I.' The gentleman, old) are dubbed Gentlemen on the thoulainazed at so extraordinary a proposal, der; with this only difference, that inmade no anlwer; upon which the Count ttead of the sword, the ceremony is per. Tighted a match, and waving it over the formed by a brown musket. month of the barrel, cried out Get Upon these and many other weighty • out of the room, Sir, or I will set fire considerations, I have resolved not to • to the powder this inftant.' This disturb the tranquillity of the polite abated our challenger's wrath fo confi- world, by railing at their darling vices, derably, that the Count was rid of him A Cenfor may endeavour to new-cock in a inoment, and he was glad to leave an hat, to raise the stays, or write down the room without any satisfaction. I the Mort petticoat, at his pleasure. Perfhall expect something from you on this sons of quality will vary fashions of fubject, and am, Sir, your humble themselves, but will always adhere fteaservant,

dily to their vices. I heve besides reEPHRAIM MAKEPEACE. ceived several letters froin surgeons and

younger brothers, desiring me to proI Niall not refuse, in compliance with mote as far as lays in my power the mo. the request of my correspondent; to give dern way of life, and especially the my animadversions on this fubjeét; but practice of Duelling. The former open as I am not inclined to measure swords their case in the most pathetic terms, on this occasion with any of my prede. and assure me that if it was not for cessors or cotemporaries, I Thall take a Duels, and the amorous rencounters of different course, and appear in the cause Fine Gentlemen with the other sex, their as an advocate for Duelling. The vices profession would scarce support them. and follies of the fashionable world are As to the young gentlemen, they inTo connected with each other, that they veigh bitterly against the unequal difalmost form a regular system ; and the tribution of property by the laws of practice of them all is absolutely necef- England, and offer me very confiderable Jary to complete the character of a Fine bribes, if I will espouse the cause of Gentleman. A Fine Gentleman (in Duels and Debauchery; without which the modern sense of the word) is one they scarce have any tolerable chance of that whores, games, and wears a sword. coming in for the family estate. Running after loose women is, indeed, Swift somewhere observes, that these in some measure common to this exaltdifferences very rarely happen among ed part of mankind with the vulgar: men of sense, and he does not see any but to live in bagnios, to be kept in great harm if two worthless fellows send repair by Rock or Ward by the quar- each other out of the world. I shall ter, to be in a continual course of pill therefore humbly propose, the more ef. and electuary, and to make a business fectually to keep up this fpirit, that of fornication, is the peculiar privilege Duels may be included in the Licenceof a Fine Gentleman.' Gaming is also Act among our other public diverfions, an eflential requisite to this character, with a restraining clause, taking away and is indeed capable of itself to create all power from the Justices to prohibit a perfon a Gentleman, who has no other these entertainments. I would also propretensions to that title. The greatest pose, for the better accommodation of Icoundrels, provided they were game- the public, that scaffolds be erected befters, have always been permitted to hind Montague House, or in any other allociate with people of fashion; and convenient. place, as there are now at

Tyburn; Tyburn; and that, whenever any two By this scheme, the public would have gentlemen quarrel, they fall insert their

an opportunity“ being present at these challenges in the daily papers, after falionable amusernents, and might rethe following manner, in imitation of vive that loft species of gaming, so inuch the late champions at Broughton's Am- lamented in our latt paper, by laying phitheatre.

bets on the issue of the combat. I, JOHN MAC-Duel, having been

It should also be provided, that if affronted by Richard Flath, hereby chal- either or both are killed, the body or lenge him to meet me behind Montague be anatomized, and placed in their hali;

bodies be delivered to the surgeons to House on the day of through all the exercise of the Small unless the younger brother or next heir Sword; to advance, retire, parry and mall give them an equivalent. thruft, in Carte, Tierce, and Segoon, above-mentioned act, that no person be

It Thould also be provided by the and to take my life, or lose his own. John Mac-Duel. qualified to fight a Duel, who is not

worth gool. per ann. For as it is unI, RICHARD FLASH, who have spit- sportsman-like to admit dunghill cocks ted many such daftardly fellows on my into the pit, so it would render this infword like larks, promise to meet John estiinable privilege less valuable, if every Mac-Duel, and doubt not, by running mean wretch had a right of being run him through the body, to give him through the body, who could do the Gentleman-like satisfaction.

public no service by his death. RICHARD FLASH.

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No XXXII. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1754.

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A PLAIN BLUNT FELLOW, WHO, LIKE SCENTED BEAUX,
WITH VILE PULVILIO NE'ER BEGRIM'D HIS NOSE.

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' out his pouncet-box, and ever and SIR,

anon giving it to his nose,' he would Know not whether you yourself are be led to conclude, that we were no betis frequent among all ranks of people, that every one was obliged t, cram his though detestable even among the lowelt. noitrils with a quantity of scented dirt,

The practice I mean is that of Snuff- to fence them from the disagreeable er: taking; which I cannot help regarding fuvia of the rest of the company. Inas a national plague, that, like another deed, it might not be absurd in such a epidemical distemper, has taken hold of tranger to imagine, that the person he our noses. You authors may perhaps conversed with fook Snuff, for the same claim it as a privilege, since Snuff is reason that another might press his noffupposed by you to whet the invention, trils together between his finger and and every one is not poffefied of Bayes's thumb, to exclude an ill smell. admirable receipt, the Spirit of brains.' It is cuítomary among those polite But give me leave to tell you, that Snuff people the Dutch, to carry with them thould no more be administered in pub- every where their short dingy pipes, and lic, than that of Major's medicinal com- smoke and fuit about a room even in the position at four-pence a pinch, or any prelence of ladies. This piece of goodother dose of phyfic. I know not why breeding, however ridiculous it may people should be allowed to annoy their seem, is surely not more offensive to good friends and acquaintance by niearing manners than the prictice of Snuff-iak. their noses with a dirty powder, any ing. A very Dutchman would think more than in uing an eye-water, or it odd, that a people, who pretend tu rubbing their teeth

with a dentrifice. politeness, thould be continually fouff. If a stranger to this nalty custom was ing up a parcel of tobacco-dult; nor

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can I help laughing, when I see a man fet a fneezing by the odorous effluvia every minute stealing out a dirty muck- arising from the boxes that surround me. ender, then sneaking it in again, as But it is not only my sense of smelling much ashamed of his pocket-companion, that is offended : you will stare when I as he would be to carry a dishclout about tell you, that I am forced to taste, and bim.

even to eat and drink this abominable It is, indeed, impossible to go into Snuff. If I drink tea with a certain any large company without being dif- lady, I generally perceive what escapes turbed hyrbis abominable practice. The from her fingers swimming at the top of church and the play-house continually my cup; but it is always attributed to echoe with this music of the nore, and the foulness of the inilk or dross of the in every corner you may hear them in sugar. I never dine at a particular concert snufling, sneezing, hawking, friend's house, but I am sure to have as and grunt ng like a drove of hogs. The much rappee as pepper with my turnips ; molt probetic speech in a tragedy has nor can I drink my table-beer out of been interrupted by the blowing of noses the same mug with him, for fear of in the front and fide boxes; and I have coughing from his fnuff, if not the lië known a whole congregation suddenly quor, going the wrong way. Such eterraised from their knees in the middle of nal Snuff takers as my friend, should,

a prayer by the violent coughing of an I think, at mealtimes, have a screen old lady, who has been a molt choaked Happing down over the nose and mouth, by a pinch of Inuff in giving vent to an under which they might convey theis ejaculation. A celebrated actor has food, as you may have seen at the malspoiled his voice by this abfurd treatment querade : or at least they should be se. of his nose, whiclyhas made his ricu- parated from the rest of the company, lation as dull and drowsy as the hum of and placed by tlremselves at the side. a bag pipe; and the parson of our parish table, like the children. is of:en' forced to break off in the middle This practice of Snuff taking, howof a period, to (nort behind his white ever inexcusable in the men, is still more handkerchief.

abominable in the other fex. Neatness Is it not a wonder, Mr. Town, that and cleanliness ought to be always cul. Snuff, which is certainly an enemy to tivated among the women; but how can dress, should yet gain admittance among any female appear tolerably clean, who those who have no other merit than their so industriously bedaubs herself with cloaths ? I am not to be told, that your Snuff? I have with pain observed the men of fashion take Snuff only to dif- snow white surface of an handkerchief play a white hand perhaps, or the bril- or apron sullied with the scatterings from liancy of a diamond ring: and I am the 'Snuff-box; and whenever I see a confilent, that numbers would never lady thus besmeared with Scotch or Hahave defiled themselves with the use of vannah, I consider her as no cleanlier Snuff, had they not becn seduced by the than the kitchen-wench scouring her charms of a fashionable box. The man braffes, and begrimed with brickduft of latte takes his Strasburg veritable and fuller's earth. Housewifely accomtabac from a right Paris paper-box; plithments are at present seldom required and the pretty fellow uses an enamelled in a well-bred woman; or else I should box lined in the inside with polished me- little expect to find a wife in the least tal, that by often opening it, he may notable, who keeps up such a constant have the opportunity of Itealing a glance correspondence between her fingers and at his own sweet person, reflected in the nose; nor, indeed, would any one think lid of it.

her hands at all fit to be employed in Though I abhor Snuff taking myself, making a pudding. and would as soon be fmothered in a It ihould be remembered by the cloud raised by smoking tobacco, as I younger part of your fair readers, Mr. wouli willingly fufter the least atom of Town, that Simff is an implacable eneit to tickle my nose, yet am I exposed my to the complexion, which in time is to many difguiting inconveniencies from fure to take a tinge from it: they should the use of it by others. Sometimes I therefore be as cautious of acquiring a am choaked by drawing in with my fallow hue from this bane of a fair skin, breath fome of the finest particles toge- as of being tanned or freckled by exther with the air; and I am frequently posing their delicate faces to the scorche

ing rays of the sun. Besides, as the could be still laves to Snuff, to have nose has been always reckoned a prin. their nostrils bored through as well as cipal ornament of the face, they should their cars; and instead of jewels, to bear be as careful to preserve the beauty of it rolls of pigtail bobbing over their upperas of any other feature, and not suffer lips. it to be undermined or bloated by co per- We cannot otherwise account for this nicious an application as Snuff-taking. fashion among the women, so unnatural For my own part, I should as soon ad- to their fex, than that they want employmire a celebrated toast with no nose at ment for their hands. It was formerly all, as to see it prostituted to fo vile a no disgrace for a young lady to be seen purpose. They fhould also consider, in the best company bufied with her that the nose is situated very near the work: but a girl now-a-days would as lips : and what relish can a lover find in foon be surprised in twirling a spinningthe honey of the latter, if at the same wheel, as in handling a thread paper, time he is obliged to come into close con. The fan or the Snuftbox are now the tact with the dirt and rubbish of the for- only implements they dare to use in pubmer? Rather than Snuff-taking should lic: yet furely it would be much more prevail among the ladies, I could with becoming to have the fore-finger pricked it were the fashion for them to wear rings and scarified with the point of a needle, in their noses, like the favage nations: than to see it embrowned with squeezing uay, I would even carry it ftill farther, together a filthy pinch of Snuff. I am, and oblige those pretty females, who sit, your humble servant, &c.

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N* XXXIII. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1754.

AT TU SUB URBE POSSIDES TAMEM MUNDAM,
ET TURRE AB ALTA PROSPICIS MERAS LAURUS ;
PICTAMQUE PORTAS OTIOSUS AD VILLAM
OLUS, OVA, PULLOS, POMA, CAS E UM, MUSTUM.
RUS HOC VOCARI DEBET, AN DOMUS LONGE?

MART

A LITTLE COUNTRY BOX YOU BOAST;
SO NEAT, 'TIS COVER'D ALL WITH DUST;
AND NOUGHT ABOUT IT TO BE SEEN,
LYCEPT A NETTLE-BED, THAT'S GREEN :
YOUR VILLA! RURAL BUT THE NAME IN,
SO DESART, IT WOULD BREED A FAMINE.
HITHER, ON SUNDAYS, YOU REPAIR,
WHILE HEAPS OF VIANDS LOAD THE CHAIR,
WITH POULTRY BROUGHT FROM LLADENHALL,
AND CABBAGE FROM THE HUCKSTER'S STALL,
'TIS NOT THE COUNTRY, YOU MUST OWN;
'TIS ONLY LONDON OUT OF TOWN.

011,

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TO MR. TOWN.

language, wear the fame dress, and use the same customs with himself. He,

who had spent all his life within the Remember to have seen a little French 'fight of Pont-Neuf, looked upon every of Paris making an excursion into the reigner; and though the utmost extent country. He imagines himself about of his travels was not three miles, he was to undertake a long voyage to some as much surprised, as he would have frange region, where the natives were been to meet with a colony of Frenchas different from the inhabitants of his men on the Terra Incognita. own city, as the most distant nations. Moft of our late novels are, with He accordingly takes boat, and is land- some little variation of circumftances, ed at a village about a league from the borrowed from the French: but if we capital. When he is set on shore, he is should endeavour to adapt the novel I amazed to find the people talk the same have been speaking of to a citizen of

London,

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