35. To ashes. 36. When they make twenty-two (22). 37. The letters in nine nine are eight in number, those in two, are three. In three there are five letters, in twelve there are six, and in five there are four letters. 38. One, V, X, IX. 39. CAP. 40. How a man may be his own grandfather. Tom be son of John, Richard, Mary and Richard. Then Tom is his own grandfather. For because Mary is mother to Ann, Therefore Mary is mother to John (Ann's husband), grandmother to Richard (John's Again, because Mary is great-grandmother to Tom, i.e. Tom is his own grandfather.-Q.E.D. And which also is absurd. But John is the father of Richard; .. Mary is grandmother of Richard (her husband); .. also....great grandmother of (her son) Tom. But the son of a great grandmother is a grandfather; .. her son is grandfather of Tom. But her son and Tom are one, .. Tom is grandfather to himself. Q. E. D. Again. Mary's son is grandfather of Tom, .. Tom is grandson of Mary's son; But (as we have seen) Mary's son is Tom; .. Tom is grandson to himself. Q. E. D. N.B. If it be objected that John is only son-in-law to Mary, it will follow that Tom is only grandfather-in-law to himself. L DOUBLE ACROSTICS. I. SAINT and a Sinner generally mentioned together. (1) The hero of a medieval legend; (2) The foundation of his story. (3) A character in "The Vicar of Wakefield." (4) A ship's dress. (5) A nereid's habitation. (6) A heroine of Walter Scott's. II. A Briton's supports. (1) His wig, (2) His grandmother, (3) His comfort, (4) His countrywomen. III. "Woman and her Master." (1) Sauce for the dinner they did not eat, (3) The lady's character, (4) The gentleman's characteristic. (5) "The Bride's Farewell;" (6) Their country servants. (7) What she was obliged to abate of her dignity; (8) An affectation she was never accused of: (9) The Utopia of that day. IV. Brute force and "The Artful Dodger." (1) The time they passed together. (2) Exclamation of the ladies. (3) Position of the first. (4) Imposition of the second. (5) Character of his victory. V. Name of a country and reason for visiting it. (1) An English vegetable. (2) A river in Italy. (3) Part of a tree. (4) A tribe of the ancient Britons. (5) A sporting bird. (6) An English University. (7) What every married lady possesses. (8) An inhabitant of Africa. (9) The father of an ancient people. (10) A favourite fruit. VI. An ancient glutton and his title. (1) The best of sauce for those who try it, Where woman's faith endured long; (5) That which was never seen at rest, (9) The counsel that would mend their state (10) Received with what provokes their fate! (11) The chief in Dante's awful fast, (12) And victim at his "fierce repast." VII. A party that charms the young and erratic, (1) The carriage in which the fair visitants came; 'Tis light and 'tis lofty; pray find out its name. (2) Next think of your ancestors, who, I dare say, Conducted their meetings in this very way: (3) Then name me a Prince who might bring for his share His native Welsh rabbit to better their fare. |