Your critic-folk may cock their nose, But, by your leave, my learned foes, What's a' your jargon o' your schools— Your Latin names for horns an' stools? If honest Nature made you fools, What sairs your grammars? Ye'd better taen up spades and shools, Or knappin-hammers. A set o' dull, conceited hashes An' syne they think to climb Parnassus Gie me ae spark o' nature's fire, Then tho' I drudge thro' dub an' mire My muse, tho' hamely in attire, May touch the heart. Awa' ye selfish, warl'y race, Wha think that havins, sense, an' grace, SELECTIONS FROM EPISTLES TO J. LAPRAIK Ev'n love an' friendship should give place I dinna like to see your face, Nor hear your crack. But ye whom social pleasure charms, Come to my bowl, come to my arms, 'O Thou wha gies us each guid gift! Then turn me, if Thou please adrift, Wi' cits nor laird I wadna shift, Were this the charter of our state, But, thanks to heaven, that no the gate For thus the royal mandate ran, Whate'er he be 'Tis he fulfils great Nature's plan, And none but he.' O mandate glorious and divine! While sordid sons o' Mammon's line Then may Lapraik and Burns arise, Still closer knit in friendship's ties, |