THE TWA DOGS But human bodies are sic fools, b Her dizzen's dune, she's unco weel; Wi' ev'n-down want o' wark are curst. The ladies arm-in-arm in clusters, AUTHOR'S CRY AND PRAYER By this, the sun was out of sight, The Author's Earnest cry and Prayer.1 To the Right Honourable and Honourable Scotch Dearest of distillation! last and best -How art thou lost! PARODY ON MILTON. YE Irish lords, ye knights an' squires, In parliament, To you a simple poet's pray'rs Are humbly sent. Alas! my roupit muse is hearse !! Your Honours' hearts wi' grief 'twad pierce, To see her sittin on her arse AUTHOR'S CRY AND PRAYER Tell them wha hae the chief direction, An' rouse them up to strong conviction, Stand forth an' tell yon Premier youth The muckle deevil blaw you south If ye dissemble! b Does ony great man glunch an' gloom? Wi' them wha grant them; If honestly they canna come, Far better want them. In gath'rin votes you were na slack; An' hum an' haw; But raise your arm, an' tell your crack Before them a'. Paint Scotland greetin' owre her thrissle ; AUTHOR'S CRY AND PRAYER Then, on the tither hand present her- Colleaguing join, Picking her pouch as bare as winter Of a' kind coin. Is there, that bears the name o' Scot, Thus dung in staves, An' plunder'd o' her hindmost groat By gallows knaves? Alas! I'm but a nameless wight, Trode i' the mire out o' sight? But could I like Montgomeries 1 fight, Or gab like Boswell,2 There's some sark-necks I wad draw tight, An' tie some hose well. God bless your Honours! can ye see't— An' no get warmly to your feet, An' gar them hear it, Ye winna bear it? Some o' you nicely ken the laws, To mak harangues; Then echo thro' Saint Stephen's wa's Auld Scotland's wrangs. old wife. 169 2 James Boswell of Auchinleck, the well-known biographer of Johnson. AUTHOR'S CRY AND PRAYER Dempster,1 a true blue Scot I'se warran'; The Laird o' Graham; 3 An' ane, a chap that's d-mn'd auldfarran'," Erskine, a spunkie Norland billie; 5 An' mony ithers, Whom auld Demosthenes or Tully 4 Might own for brithers. Sce, sodger Hugh, my watchman stented,d I ken if that your sword were wanted, Ye'd lend a hand; But when there's ought to say anent it, Arouse, my boys! exert your mettle, She'll teach you, wi' a reekin whittle, Anither sang. |