THE INVENTORY I hae nae wife-and that my bliss is, . 1 с And now, remember, Mr Aiken, This list, wi' my ain hand I wrote it, MOSSGIEL, February 22, 1786. children. b engaging. 1 These two couplets are wanting in Currie. 2 Currie gives :"I've sturdy stumps, the Lord be thankit, ROBERT BURNS. puddle. TO JOHN KENNEDY To John Kennedy, Dumfries House. Now, Kennedy, if foot or horse An' down the gate in faith they're worse, But as I'm sayin, please step to Dow's, e That ye are there; An' if we dinna hae a bouze, I'se ne'er drink mair. It's no I like to sit an' swallow, Then like a swine to puke an' wallow; But gie me just a true good fallow, Wi' right ingine,' And spunkie ance to mak us mellow, Now if ye're ane o' warl's folk, Wi' bitter sneer, Wi' you nae friendship I will troke, Nor cheap nor dear. 1 A purely occasional piece sent, with Night, to Mr Kennedy, Lord Dumfries, a MS. copy of The Cotter's Saturday factor. TO MR M'ADAM The flinty heart that canna feel— Come, sir, here's to you! Hae, there's my haun', I wiss you weel, MOSSGIEL, 3rd March 1786. An' gude be wi' you. ROBT. BURNESS. To Mr M'Adam, of Craigen-Gillan,1 In answer to an obliging Letter he sent in the SIR, o'er a gill I gat your card, 'See wha taks notice o' the bard!' 'Twas noble, sir; 'twas like yoursel', Tho', by his banes wha in a tub On my ain legs thro' dirt and dub, And when those legs to gude, warm kail, A lee dyke-side, a sybow-tail,d TO A LOUSE Heaven spare you lang to kiss the breath An' bless your bonie lasses baith, I'm tauld they're lo'esome kimmers ! An' God bless young Dunaskin's laird, An' may he wear an auld man's beard, To a Louse. On seeing one on a Lady's Bonnet at Church.1 HA! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlieb? с I canna say but ye strunt rarely, Owre gauze and lace; Tho', faith! I fear ye dine but sparely Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner,b Detested, shunn'd by saunt an' sinner, How daur ye set your fit upon herSae fine a lady? Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner Swith! in some beggar's haffet squattle; In shoals and nations; Whaur horn nor bane' ne'er daur unsettle Your thick plantations. TO A LOUSE a Now haud you there, ye're out o' sight, The verra tapmost, tow'rin height O' Miss's bonnet, My sooth! right bauld ye set your nose out, O for some rank, mercurial rozet, Or fell, red smeddum," I'd gie you sic a hearty dose o't, Wad dress your droddum.d I wad na been surpris'd to spy But Miss's fine Lunardi! fye! How daur ye do't? O Jeany, dinna toss your head, The blastie's makin: O wad some Power the giftie gic us What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us, |