O THOU DREAD POWER

Epigram on Rough Roads.1

I'm now arrived-thanks to the gods!-
Thro' pathways rough and muddy,
A certain sign that makin roads
Is no this people's study:
Altho' I'm not wi' Scripture cram'd,
I'm sure the Bible says

That heedless sinners shall be damn'd,
Unless they mend their ways.

Prayer. O thou Dread Power.2

Lying at a reverend friend's house one night, the author left the following verses in the room where he slept:

O THOU dread Power, who reign'st above,

I know thou wilt me hear,

When for this scene of peace and love,
I make this prayer sincere.

The hoary Sire-the mortal stroke,
Long, long be pleas'd to spare;
To bless his little filial flock,

And show what good men are.

She, who her lovely offspring eyes
With tender hopes and fears,
O bless her with a mother's joys,
But spare a mother's tears!

Their hope, their stay, their darling youth.
In manhood's dawning blush,

Bless him, Thou God of love and truth,
Up to a parent's wish.

Cross-country roads in Ayrshire.

2 The reverend friend is the Rev. Dr Lawrie.

FAREWELL TO BANKS OF AYR

The beauteous, seraph sister-band-
With earnest tears I pray-

Thou know'st the snares on ev'ry hand,
Guide Thou their steps alway.

When, soon or late, they reach that coast,

O'er Life's rough ocean driven,

May they rejoice, no wand'rer lost,
A family in Heaven!

Farewell Song to the Banks of Ayr.1

Tune-"Roslin Castle."

"I composed this song as I conveyed my chest so far on my road to Greenock, where I was to embark in a few days for Jamaica. I meant it as my farewell dirge to my native land."-R.B.

THE gloomy night is gath'ring fast,
Loud roars the wild, inconstant blast,
Yon murky cloud is foul with rain,
I see it driving o'er the plain;
The hunter now has left the moor,
The scatt'red coveys meet secure ;
While here I wander, prest with care,
Along the lonely banks of Ayr.

The Autumn mourns her rip'ning corn
By early Winter's ravage torn;
Across her placid, azure sky,
She sees the scowling tempest fly:
Chill runs my blood to hear it rave;
I think upon the stormy wave,2
Where many a danger I must dare,
Far from the bonie banks of Ayr.

ADDRESS TO THE TOOTHACHE

"Tis not the surging billow's roar,
"Tis not that fatal, deadly shore ;
Tho' death in ev'ry shape appear,
The wretched have no more to fear:
But round my heart the ties are bound,
That heart transpierc'd with many a wound;
These bleed afresh, those ties I tear,
To leave the bonie banks of Ayr.

Farewell, old Coila's hills and dales,
Her heathy moors and winding vales;
The scenes where wretched Fancy roves,
Pursuing past, unhappy loves!

Farewell, my friends! farewell, my foes!
My peace with these, my love with those:
The bursting tears my heart declare-
Farewell, the bonie banks of Ayr!

Address to the Toothache.1

My curse upon your venom'd stang,
That shoots my tortur'd gums alang,
An' thro' my luga gies sic a twang,

Wi' gnawing vengeance,
Tearing my nerves wi' bitter pang,
Like racking engines!

When fevers burn, or agues freeze us,
Rheumatics gnaw, or colics squeeze us,
Our neibor's sympathy can ease us,
Wi' pitying moan;
But thee-thou hell o' a' diseases-
They mock our groan.

Adown my beard the slavers trickle,

I throw the wee stools o'er the mickle,

1 Dated by Mr Scott Douglas in 1786-87, as it is found written on the fly-leaf of a copy of the Kilmarnock

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edition. Currie's text differs in one or two small points.

2 "kick" is Cunningham's reading.

ON MEETING LORD DAER

While round the fire the giglets keckle,"
To see me loup,b

An', raving mad, I wish a heckle
Were in their doup!

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In a' the numerous human dools,d
Ill hairsts, daft bargains, cutty stools,'
Or worthy frien's rak'd i' the mools,
Sad sight to see!

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The tricks o' knaves, or fash o' fools,
Thou bear'st the gree1!

Where'er that place be priests ca' hell,
Where a' the tones o' misery yell,
An' ranked plagues their numbers tell,
In dreadfu' raw,

Thou, TOOTHACHE, surely bear'st the bell,
Amang them a'!

O thou grim, mischief-making chiel,
That gars the notes o' discord squeel,
Till daft mankind aft dance a reel

In gore, a shoe-thick,

Gie a' the faes o' SCOTLAND's weal

A towmond's' toothache!

ON MEETING LORD DAER

I've been at drucken writers' feasts,
Nay, been bitch-fou 'mang godly priests—
Wi' rev'rence be it spoken!-

I've even join'd the honour'd jorum,
When mighty Squireships of the quorum,
Their hydra drouth did sloken.

But wi' a Lord!-stand out my shin,
A Lord-a Peer-an Earl's son!

Up higher yet, my bonnet!
An' sic a Lord!-lang Scotch ells twa,"
Our Peerage he o'erlooks them a',
As I look o'er my sonnet.

But O for Hogarth's magic pow'r!
To show Sir Bardie's willyart glow'r,b
An' how he star'd and stammer'd,
When, goavin, as if led wi' branks,d
An' stumpin on his ploughman shanks,
He in the parlour hammer'd.

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I sidling shelter'd in a nook,
An' at his Lordship steal't a look,

Like some portentous omen;
Except good sense and social glee,
An' (what surpris'd me) modesty,

I marked nought uncommon.

I watch'd the symptoms o' the Great,
The gentle pride, the lordly state,
The arrogant assuming;
The fient a pride, nae pride had he,
Nor sauce, nor state, that I could see,

Mair than an honest ploughman.

Then from his Lordship I shall learn,
Henceforth to meet with unconcern
One rank as weel's another;

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