TO COLONEL DE PEYSTER Squire Hal, besides, had in this case For talents, to deserve a place, So their worships of the Faculty, As once on Pisgah purg'd was the sight So may be, on this Pisgah height, In your heretic sins may you live and die, But accept, ye sublime Majority, With your honours, as with a certain king, In your servants this is striking, The more incapacity they bring, The more they're to your liking. Epistle to Colonel de Peyster.1 My honor'd Colonel, deep I feel Surrounded thus by bolus pill, And potion glasses. a climb. 1 Colonel de Peyster commanded the Dumfries Volunteers. TO COLONEL DE PEYSTER O what a canty world were it, Would pain and care and sickness spare it; As they deserve; & And aye rowth o' roast-beef and claret, Dame Life, tho' fiction out may trick her, Aye wavering like the willow-wicker, Then that curst carmagnole, auld Satan, Syne, whip! his tail ye'll ne'er cast saut on, Ah Nick! ah Nick! it is na fair, Syne weave, unseen, thy spider snare Poor Man, the flie, aft bizzes by, Already in thy fancy's eye, Thy sicker treasure. Soon, heels o'er gowdie," in he gangs, And, like a sheep-head on a tangs,h A LASS WI' A TOCHER Thy girning laugh enjoys his pangs, As, dangling in the wind, he hangs, But lest you think I am uncivil To plague you with this draunting drivel, I quata my pen, The Lord preserve us frae the devil! A Lass wi' a Tocher.1 Tune-"Ballinamona Ora." AWA' wi' your witchcraft o' Beauty's alarms, Chorus-Then hey, for a lass wi' a tocher,b Your Beauty's a flower, in the morning that blows, And e'en when this Beauty your bosom hath blest ■ lay down. b dowry. cewes. 1 Written for an Irish air, to oblige Mr Thomson. (February 1796.) HERON ELECTION BALLAD Heron Election Ballad, No. IV.1 The Trogger. Tune-"Buy Broom Besoms." a WHA will buy my troggin, fine election ware, Chorus-Buy braw troggin frae the banks o' Dee; There's a noble Earl's fame and high renown, Here's the worth o' Broughton3 in a needle's e'e; Buy braw troggin, &c. Here's its stuff and lining, Cardoness's head," C Buy braw troggin, &c. Here's a little wadset,d Buittle's scrap o' truth, Here's an honest conscience might a prince adorn; VERSICLES TO JESSIE LEWARS Here's armorial bearings frae the manse o' Urr; Here is Satan's picture, like a bizzard gled, Here's the font where Douglas 3 stane and mortar names; Here's the worth and wisdom Collieston can boast; Here is Murray's fragments o' the ten commands; 6 Saw ye e'er sic troggin? if to buy ye're slack, |