THE KING'S BIRTH-DAY IN EDINBURGH. Oh! qualis hurly-burly fuit, si forte vidisses. POLEMO-MIDDINIA. I SING the day sae aften sung, But wow! the limmer's fairly flung I'm fain to think the joy's the same Baith blind and cripple Forgather aft, O fy for shame! To drink and tipple. O Muse, be kind, and dinna fash us Nor seek for Helicon to wash us, That heath'nish spring Wi' Highland whisky scour our hawses, Begin then, dame, ye've drunk your fill, You wadna hae the tither gill? You'll trust me, mair would do you ill, Troth, 'twould be sair against my will Sing then, how, on the fourth o' June, Our bells screed aff a loyal tune, Our ancient castle shoots at noon, Wi' flag-staff buskit, Frae which the soger blades come down, To cock their musket, Oh willawins! Mons Meg, for you, Baith gut and ga'? I fear they bang'd thy belly fu' Against the law, Right seenil am I gi'en to bannin', In shire o' Fife, Sax lang Scots miles ayont Clackmannan, And tak his life. The hills in terror would cry out, And echo to thy dinsome rout; The herds would gather in their nowt, That glowr'd wi' wonder, Haflins afley'd to bide thereout To hear thy thunder. Sing likewise, Muse, how Blue-gown bodies, Like scar-craws new ta'en down frae woodies, Come here to cast their clouted duddies, And get their pay: Than them what magistrate mair proud is On this great day the city-guard, In military art weel lear'd, Wi' powder'd pow and shaven beard, Gang thro' their functions, By hostile rabble seldom spar'd O' clatty unctions. O soldiers! for your ain dear sakes, Wi' firelock or Lochaber axe, As spill their blude. Now round and round the serpents whiz And singe, with hair-devouring bızz, Should th' owner patiently keek round Whilk lays his honour on the ground As flat's a flounder. The Muse maun also now implore If badrins slip but to the door, I fear, I fear, She'll nae lang shank upon a' four Neist day each hero tells his news, Her theme to swell, Or time mair precious to abuse Their crimes to tell. She'll rather to the fields resort, Whare music gars the day seem short, Whare doggies play, and lambies sport On gowany braes, Whare peerless Fancy hauds her court, And tunes her lays, BRAID CLAITH. YE wha are fain to hae your name, To laurel'd wreath, But hap ye weel, baith back and wame, In gude Braid Claith. He that some ells o' this may fa', An' slae black hat on pow like snaw, Bids bauld to bear the gree awa' Wi' a' this graith, Whan beinly clad wi' shell fu' braw O' gude Braid Claith. Waesuck for him wha has nao feck o't While he draws breath, Till his four quarters are bedeckit Wi' gude Braid Claith. |