THE HOLY FAIR*. A robe of seeming truth and trust Hid crafty Observation; And secret hung, with poison'd crust, A mask, that like the gorget, show'd HYPOCRISY A LA MODE, UPON a simmer Sunday morn, The rising sun owre Galston muirs As lightsomely I glowr'd abroad, To see a scene sae gay, * Holy Fair is a common phrase in the West of Scotland for a sacramental occasion. Three hizzies, early at the road, Twa had manteeles o' dolefu' black, The third, that gaed a wee a-back, Fu' gay that day. The twa appear'd like sisters twin, The third cam up, hap-stap-and-loup, And wi' a kurchie low did stoop, As soon as e'er she saw me, Fu' kind that day. Wi' bannet aff, quoth I, 'Sweet lass, 'I think ye seem to ken me; 'I'm sure I've seen that bonny face, 'But yet I canna name ye.' Quo' she, and laughin as she spak, And taks me by the hands, 'Ye, for my sake, have gi'en the feck "Of a' the ten commands 'A screed some day. My name is Fun-your cronie dear, 'The nearest friend you hae; And this is Superstition here, 'I'm gaun to ********* Holy Fair, 'Gin ye'll go there, yon runkl'd pair, 'We will get famous laughin At them this day.' Quoth I, 'Wi' a' my heart I'll do't: For roads were clad frae side to side In droves that day. Here farmers gash, in ridin graith, Gaed hoddin by their cotters; There swankies young, in braw braid claith, Are springin o'er the gutters. The lasses, skelpin barefoot, thrang, In silks and scarlets glitter; Wi' sweet-milk cheese, in mony a whang And farls bak'd wi' butter, Fu' crump that day. When by the plate we set our nose, A greedy glowr Black Bonnet throws, On every side they're gath'rin; Some carrying dales, some chairs and stools, And some are busy bleth'rin Right loud that day. Here stands a shed to fend the show'rs, Wi' heaving breast and bare neck; Here some are thinkin on their sins, On this hand sits a chosen swatch, To chairs that day. happy is that man and blest, Wha's ain dear lass, that he likes best, Wi' arm repos'd on the chair back, Unkend that day. Now a' the congregation o'er For ****** speels the holy door Wi' fright that day. Hear how he clears the points o' faith Now meekly calm,-now wild in wrath, O how they fire the heart devout, On sic a day. But, hark! the tent has chang❜d its voice; There's peace and rest nae langer; |