The reverend gray-beards raved and storm'd Should think they better were inform'd Frae less to mair it gaed to sticks; Wi' hearty crunt:4 And some, to learn them for their tricks, This game was play'd in mony lands, Till lairds forbade, by strict commands, But New-Light herds gat sic a cowe,? 1 Fathers. Ye'll find ane placed; And some their New-Light fair avow, Nae doubt the Auld-Light flocks are bleatin'; Wi' girnin' spite, To hear the moon sae sadly lied on, But shortly they will cowe the loons ! 10 And stay ae month amang the moons, Guid observation they will gie them; And when the auld moon's gaun to lea'e them, And when the New-Light billies 12 see them, Sae, ye observe that a' this clatter1 I hope we bardies ken some better Than mind sic brulzie.3 1 Gossip. 3 Broils. THIRD EPISTLE TO JOHN LAPRAIK. September 13,1785. GUID speed and furder* to you, Johnny, May ye ne'er want a stoup o' bran'y May Boreas never thrash your rigs,+ But may the tapmast grain that wags 6 It's now twa month that I'm your debtor, 2 Contention. 4 Cutting Your friendship, sir, I winna quat it, Then han' in nieve1 some day we'll knot2 it, And when wi' usquebae we've wat it, It winna break. As ye were nine year less than thretty,9 But stooks are cowpit 10 wi' the blast, And quat my chanter ; Sae I subscribe myself in haste, Yours, RAB THE RANTER. EPISTLE TO THE REV. JOHN M'MATH. THE Rev. John M'Math was at the time this epistle was sent assistant to the My Musie, tired wi' mony a sonnet On gown, and ban', and douce 15 black bonnet, Is grown right eerie1 now she's done it, I own 'twas rash, and rather hardy, Can easy, wi' a single wordie, Lowse hell upon me. But I gae mad at their grimaces, Their sighin', cantin', grace-proud faces, Whase greed, revenge, and pride disgraces There's Gawn,* misca't3 waur than a beast, Than mony scores as guid's the priest Wha sae abuse't him. And may a bard no crack his jest What way they've use't him? See him, the poor man's friend in need, And shall his fame and honour bleed By worthless skellums,* And not a muse erect her head To cowe the blellums ? O Pope, had I thy satire's darts, Their jugglin' hocus-pocus arts, To cheat the crowd. God knows, I'm no the thing I should be, But twenty times I rather would be An atheist clean, An honest man may like a glass, And then cry zeal for gospel laws, Like some we ken. They take religion in their mouth; And hunt him down, o'er right and ruth, All hail, Religion! maid divine! Thus daurs to name thee; To stigmatise false friends of thine Can ne'er defame thee. Though blotcht and foul wi' mony a stain, With trembling voice I tune my strain To join with those Who boldly daur thy cause maintain In spite o' foes: In spite o' crowds, in spite o' mobs, In spite o' dark banditti stabs At worth and merit, By scoundrels, even wi' holy robes, O Ayr! my dear, my native ground, Of public teachers, As men, as Christians too, renown'd, And manly preachers. Sir, in that circle you are named; Sir, in that circle you are famed ; And some, by whom your doctrine's blamed, (Which gies you honour), Even, sir, by them your heart's esteem'd, And winning manner. 1 False. 2 Scope. |