Meanwhile I inly curse the bore The winter wind is not so cold As the bright smile he sees me win, As our poor gabble, sour and thin. I envy him the rugged prance By which his freezing feet he warms, Oh, could he have my share of din, James Russell Lowell. SAME OLD STORY HISTORY, and nature, too, repeat themselves, they say; Same old breakfast; same old club; Life consists of paying bills as long as you have health; Woman? She'll be true to you-as long as you have wealth; Think sometimes of marriage, if the right girl I could strike; But the more I see of girls, the more they are alike. Same old giggles, smiles, and eyes; Same old kisses; same old sighs; Same old chaff you; same adieu; Same old story-nothing new! Same Old Story Go to theatres sometimes to see the latest plays; 361 Same old plots I played with in my happy childhood's days; Same soubrettes, still twenty-two; Friend of mine got married; in a year or so, a boy! Talked about that "kiddy," and became a dreadful bore— Same old crying, only more; Same old business, walking floor; Harry B. Smith. VI EPIGRAMS WOMAN'S WILL MEN, dying, make their wills, but wives Why should they make what all their lives The gentle dames have had? John G. Saxe. CYNICUS TO W. SHAKESPEARE You wrote a line too much, my sage, James Kenneth Stephen. SENEX TO MATT. PRIOR Ан! Matt, old age has brought to me I knew that once, but now I think it. James Kenneth Stephen. TO A BLOCKHEAD You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come: Alexander Pope. Epigrams THE FOOL AND THE POET SIR, I admit your general rule, But you yourself may serve to show it, 363 Alexander Pope. A RHYMESTER JEM writes his verses with more speed And only not so fast as we forget 'em. Samuel Taylor Coleridge. GILES'S HOPE WHAT? rise again with all one's bones, I trusted, when I went to Heaven, To go without my rib. Samuel Taylor Coleridge. COLOGNE IN Köln, a town of monks and bones, All well defined, and separate stinks! Ye nymphs that reign o'er sewers and sinks, Doth wash your city of Cologne; But tell me, nymphs, what power divine Samuel Taylor Coleridge. AN ETERNAL POEM YOUR poem must eternal be, Dear sir, it can not fail, For 'tis incomprehensible, And wants both head and tail. Samuel Taylor Coleridge. ON A BAD SINGER SWANS sing before they die:-'twere no bad thing, JOB Samuel Taylor Coleridge. SLY Beelzebub took all occasions To try Job's constancy and patience. But cunning Satan did not take his spouse. But Heaven, that brings out good from evil, Twofold all he had before; His servants, horses, oxen, cows— Short-sighted devil, not to take his spouse! Samuel Taylor Coleridge. REASONS FOR DRINKING IF all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink; Or lest we should be by and by Or any other reason why. Dr. Henry Aldrich. |