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table, as an hour-glass is often placed near the pulpit, to measure out the length of a discourse.

I shall be willing to allow a man one round of my watch, that is, a whole minute, to speak in ; but if he exceeds that time, it shall be lawful for any of the company to look upon the watch, or to call him down to order.

Provided, however, that if any one can make it appear he is turned of threescore, he may take two, or, if he pleases, three rounds of the watch, without giving orience. Provided also, that this rule be not construed to extend to the fair sex, who shall still be at liberty to talk by the ordinary watch that is now in use. 'I would likewise earnestly recomniend this little automaton, which may be easily carried in the pocket without any incumbrance, to all such as are iroubled with this infirmity of speech, that upon pulling out their watches, they may have frequent occasion to consider what they are doing, and by that means cut the thread of the story short, and hurry to a conclusion. I shall only add, that this watch, with a paper of directions how to use it, is sold at Charles Lillie's.

I am afraid a Tatler will be thought a very improper paper to censure this humour of being talkative; but I would have my readers know, that there is a great difference between tattle and loquacity, as I shall shew at large in a following Lucubration; it being my design to throw away a candle npon that subject, in order to explain the whole art of tallling in all its branches and subdivisions.

No 265. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1710.

Arbiter bic igitur factius de lite jocosa.

OVID. Met. III. 331.
Him therefore they create
The sov'ieigo umpire of their droll debate.


of Honour, &c. As soon as the court was sat, the ladies of the bench presented, according to order, a table of all the laws now in force relating to visits and visitingdays, methodically digested under their respective heads, which the Censor ordered to be laid upon the table, and afterwards proceeded upon the business of the day.

Henry Heedless, esquire, was indicted by colonel Touchy, of her majesty's trained-bands, upon an action of assault and battery; for that he, the said Mr. Heedless, having espied a feather upon the shoulder of the said colonel, struck it off gently with the end of a walking-staff, value three-pence. It appeared, that the prosecutor did not think himself injured until a few days after the aforesaid blow was given him ; but that having ruminated with himself for several days, and conferred upon it with other officers of the militia, he concluded, that he had in effect been cudgelled by Mr. Heedless, and that he ought to resent it accordingly. The counsel for the prosecutor alleged, that the shoulder was the tenderest part in a man of honour ; that it had a at eleven, and sup at sir, which were doubtless the hours of the whole nation at the time when those places were founded. But at present, the courts of justice are scarce opened in Westminster-hall at the time when William Rutus used to go to dinner in it. All business is driven forward. The landmarks of our fathers, if I may so call them, are removed, and planted further up into the day ; insomuch, that I am afraid our clergy will be obliged, if they expect full congregations, not to look any more upon ten o'clock in the morning as a canonical hour, In my own memory, the dinner has crept by degrees from twelve o'clock to three, and where it will tix nobody knows.

I have sometimes thought to draw up a memorial in the behalf of Supper against Dinner, setting forth, that the said Dinner has made several incroachments upon the said Supper, and entered very far upon his frontiers ; that he has banished him out of several families, and in all has driven him from his head quarters, and forced him to make his retreat into the hours of midnight ; and, in short, that he is now in danger of being entirely confounded and lost in a breakfast. Those who have read Lucian, and seen the complaints of the letter T against S, upon account of many injuries and usurpations of the same nature, will not, I beJieve, think such a memorial forced and unnatural. If dinner has been thus postponed, or, it you please, kept back from time to time, you may be sure that it has been in compliance with the other business of the day, and that supper has still observed a proportionable distance. There is a venerable proverb, which we have all of us heard in our infancy, of

putting the children to-bed, and laying the goose to the fire." This was one of the jocular sayings of our forefathers, but may be properly used in the

literal sense at present. Who would not wonder at this perverted relish of those who are reckoned the most polite part of mankind, that prefer sea coals and candles to the sun, and exchange so many chearful morning hours, for the pleasures of midnight revels and debauches ? If a man was only to consult his health, he would choose to live his whole time, if possible, in day-light; and to retire out of the world into silence and sleep, while the raw damps and unwholesome vapours fly abroad, without a sun to disperse, moderate, or controul them. For my own part, I value an hour in the morning as much as common libertines do an hour at midnight. When I find myself awakened into being, and perceive my life renewed within me, and at the same time see the whole face of nature recovered out of the dark uncomfortable state in which it lay for several hours, my heart overflows with such secret sentiments of joy and gratitude, as are a kind of implicit praise to the great Author of Nature, The mind, in these early seasons of the day, is so refreshed in all its faculties, and borne up with such new supplies of animal spirits, that she finds herself in a state of youth, especially when she is entertained with the breath of Powers, the melody of birds, the dews that hang upon the plants, and all those other sweets of nature that are peculiar to the morning.

It is impossible for a man to have this relish of being, this exquisite taste of life, who does not come into the world before it is in all its noise and hurry; who loses the rising of the sun, the still hours of the day, and, immediately upon bis first getting up, plunges himself into the ordinary cares or follies of the world.

I shall conclude this paper with Milton's inimitable description of Adam's awakening his Eve in

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Paradise, which indeed would have been a place as little delightful as a barren heath or desert to those who slept in it. The fondness of the posture in which Adım is represented, and the sofiness of his whiper, are passages in this divine poem that are above all commendation, and rather to be adınired than praised.

Now Murn her ro‘y steps in th' eastern c'ime
Advancing, sou'd the earlit with orien' reail,
When Adam wak'd, so custom'd; for his slecp
Was airy ligine from pure digestion bred,
Ardtemperate vapouis bid d, which th' only sound
Of leaves and fuming rill, Aurora's fan,
Lightly dispered, and the shull marin song
Of birds on every tough; so much the more
His wonder was to find anwaken'o Eve,
With tresses discompos'd, and glowing cheek,
As through unquiet rest. He on h's side
I canitg half-risd, with locks of cordial love,
Hung oerler enaround, and belield
Be lily, when, whether w. k ng or asleer,
Shot forth peculiar Biace. Then with voice
Mild as when Z phyrus on Flora breathes,
Her hand soft touching, whipei'd thus : Awake,
My fairest, my esp us'd, my late i found,
Heaven's last liest gift, niy ever new delight,
Aw.ke; the morning shines, and the fresh field
Calls us; we lose the prima, to mi k how spring
Our tended plants, how blows the citron grove,
What drops the myrrh, and what the balmy reed,
How nature paints her colours, how the hee
Sits on the bloom extr cting liquid sweets.

Stich whispering wak'd her, but with startled eye
On Adam, whom embracing, thus she spake.

O sole! in whom my thoughits find all repose,
My glory, my perfection, glad I see
Thy face, and morn return'd

MILION's Par. Lost, b. V. l. 1, &c

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