Slen. I went to her in white, and cry'd mum, and Where there was no proportion held in love. Caius. Vere is mistress Page? By gar, I am coz. ened; I ha' married un garçon, a boy; un paisan, by gar, a boy; it is not Anne Page: by gar, I am cozened. raise all Windsor. Mrs. Page. Why, did you take her in green? Caius. Ay, be gar, and 't is a boy; be gar, I'll [Exit Caius. Ford. This is strange: Who hath got the right Anne? [Fenton. Page. My heart misgives me: Here comes master Enter Fenton and Anne Page. How now, master Fenton? [pardon Anne. Pardon, good father! good, my mother, Page. Now, mistress? how chance you went not with master Slender? [maid? Mrs. Page. Why went you not with master doctor, Fent. You do amaze her: Hear the truth of it. You would have married her most shamefully, [her. The truth is, she and I, fong since contracted, chas'd. [Exeunt. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. VINCENTIO, the Duke. ANGELO,the deputy [in the Duke's absence]. ESCALUS, an ancient lord [joined Two other like gentlemen. ACT I. SCENE I.-An Apartment in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, Escalus, Lords, and Attendants. Duke. Escalus,- Escal. My lord. Duke. Of government the properties to unfold, Would seem in me to affect speech and discourse; Since I am put to know, that your own science Exceeds, in that, the lists of all advice My strength can give you: Then, no more remains: To undergo such ample grace and honour, Enter Angelo. Duke. Look, where he comes. Ang. Always obedient to your grace's will, I come to know your pleasure. Duke. Angelo, There is a kind of character in thy life, That, to the observer, doth thy history Fully unfold: Thyself and thy belongings Are not thine own so proper, as to waste Thyself upon thy virtues, they on thee. ISABELLA, sister to Claudio. Heaven doth with us as we with torches do; As if we had them not. Spirits are not finely touch'd Both thanks and use. But I do bend my speech In our remove, be thou at full ourself: Live in thy tongue and heart: Old Escalus, Nor need you, on mine honour, have to do So to enforce or qualify the laws As to your soul seems good. Give me your hand; I'll privily away: I love the people, Bt do not like to stage me to their eyes: ness. [Exit. Duk. I thank you : Fare you well. A powr I have; but of what strength and nature Ang. Tis so with me :-Let us withdraw together, I'll wait upon your honour. SCENE II.-A Street. Inter Lucio and two Gentlemen. Lucio. I the duke, with the other dukes, come not to corposition with the king of Hungary, why, then all the dukes fall upon the king. 1 Gent. Heaven grant us its peace, but not the king of Hugary's! 2 Gent. Amen. Lucio. Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, the went to sea with the ten commandments, but craped one out of the table. 2 Gent. Thu shalt not steal? Lucio. Ay that he razed. 1 Gent. Why, 't was a commandment to command the captainand all the rest from their functions; they put forh to steal: There's not a soldier of us all, that, in the thanksgiving before meat, doth relish the peition well that prays for peace. 2 Gent. I never heard any soldier dislike it. Lucio. I beleve thee; for I think thou never wast where grace vas said. 2 Gent. No: a dozen times at least. 1 Gent. Wha? in metre? Lucio. In any proportion, or in any language. 1 Gent. I think, or in any religion. Lucio. Ay! vhy not? grace is grace, despite of all controversy: As for example: Thou thyself art a wicked villan, despite of all grace. 1 Gent. Well,there went but a pair of shears be tween us. Lucio. I grant; as there may between the lists and the velvet Thou art the list. 1 Gent. And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet; thou art a three-piled piece, I warrant thee: I had as lief be alist of an English kersey, as be piled, as thou art pilel, for a French velvet. Do I speak feelingly now? Lucio. I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin thy health; but whilst I live, forget to drink after thee. [not? : Gent. I think I have done myself wrong; have I 2 Gent. Yes, that thou hast; whether thou art tainted, or free. Lucio. Behold, behold, where madam Mitigation comes! I have purchased as many diseases under her roof as come to 2 Gent. To what, I pray? Lucio. Judge. 2 Gent. To three thousand dollars a-year. 1 Gent. Thou art always figuring diseases in me: Enter Bawd. 1 Gent. How now? Which of your hips has the Bawd. Well, well; there's one yonder arrested, ed; saw him carried away; and, which is more, within these three days his head 's to be chopped off. Lucio. But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so: Art thou sure of this? Bawd. I am too sure of it: and it is for getting madam Julietta with child. Lucio. Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since; and he was ever precise in promise-keeping. 2 Gent. Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose. 1 Gent. But most of all, agreeing with the proclamation. Lucio. Away; let's go learn the truth of it. [Exeunt Lucio and Gentlemen. Bawd. Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat, what with the gallows, and what with poverty, I am custom-shrunk. How now? what's the news with you? Enter Clown. Clo. Yonder man is carried to prison. Bawd. But what's his offence. Clo. Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. Bawd. What, is there a maid with child by him? Clo. No; but there's a woman with maid by him: You have not heard of the proclamation, have you? Bawd. What proclamation, man? Clo. All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be plucked down. Bawd. And what shall become of those in the city? Clo. They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them. Bawd. But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down? Clo. To the ground, mistress. Bawd. Why, here 's a change, indeed, in the commonwealth! What shall become of me? Clo. Come; fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients: though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I'll be your tapster still. Courage; there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered. Bawd. What 's to do here, Thomas Tapster? Let 's withdraw. Clo. Here comes signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison: and there 's madam Juliet. [Exeunt. SCENE III.-The same. Enter Provost, Claudio, Juliet, and Officers; Lucio and two Gentlemen. Claud. Fellow, why dost thou show me thus to the Bear me to prison, where I am committed. [world? Prov. I do it not in evil disposition, But from lord Angelo by special charge. Claud. Thus can the demi-god, Authority, Make us pay down for our offence by weight.-The words of heaven;-on whom it will, it will; On whom it will not, so; yet still 't is just. Lucio. Why, how now Claudio? whence comes this restraint? Claud. From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty: As surfeit is the father of much fast, So every scope, by the immoderate use, Turns to restraint: Our natures do pursue (Like rats that ravin down their proper bane) A thirsty evil, and when we drink, we die. Lucio. If I could speak so wisely under an arrest, I would send for certain of my creditors: And yet, to say the truth, I had as lief have the foppery of freedom as the morality of imprisonment.-What 's thy offence, Claudio? Claud. What but to speak of would offend again. Claud. Thus stands it with me:-Upon a true [contract, Bawd. Nay, but I know 't is so: I saw him arrest-I got possession of Julietta's bed; E You know the lady; she is fast my wife, Remaining in the coffer of her friends; From whom we thought it meet to hide our love, Claud. Unhappily, even so. And the new deputy now for the duke, Whether it be the fault and glimpse of newness; A horse whereon the governor doth ride, Lucio. I warrant, it is: and thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders, that a milkmaid, if she be in love, may sigh it off. Send after the duke, and appeal to him. Claud. I have done so, but he 's not to be found. I prithee, Lucio, do me this kind service; This day my sister should the cloister enter, And there receive her approbation: Acquaint her with the danger of my state; Implore her in my voice, that she make friends To the strict deputy; bid herself assay him; I have great hope in that: for in her youth There is a prone and speechless dialect, Such as moves men; beside, she hath prosperous art When she will play with reason and discourse, And well she can persuade. Lucio. I pray, she may: as well for the encouragement of the like, which else would stand under grievous imposition; as for the enjoying of thy life, who I would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I'll to her. Claud. I thank you, good friend Lucio. Claud. Come, officer, away. SCENE IV.-A Monastery. [Exeunt. Duke. No, holy father; throw away that thought; Fri. May your grace speak of it? (A man of stricture and firm abstinence) Duke. We have strict statutes, and most biting laws, To unloose this tied-up justice, when you pleasd: And it in you more dreadful would have seem' Than in lord Angelo. Duke. I do fear, too dreadful: Sith 't was my fault to give the people scope, 'T would be my tyranny to strike and gall them For what I bid them do: For we bid this be done, When evil deeds have their permissive pass, And not the punishment. Therefore, indeed, my I have on Angelo impos'd the office; father, Who may, in the ambush of my name, strik: home, And yet my nature never in the fight, To do in slander: And to behold his sway I will, as 't were a brother of your order, Visit both prince and people: therefore, 1 prithee, Like a true friar. More reasons for this action, SCENE V.-A Nunnery. Isab. And have you nuns no further privileges? Isab. Lucio. Hail, virgin, if you be; as those cheek-roses Proclaim you are no less! Can you so stead me, As bring me to the sight of Isabelli, A novice of this place, and the fair sister Isab. Why her unhappy brother? let me ask; Lucio. Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greets you; Lucio. For that, which if myself might be his judge, [familiar sin Isab. Sir, make me not your story. Isab. You do blaspheme the good, in mocking me. [Juliet? Isab. Some one with child by him?-My cousin She it is. Isab. O, let him marry her! Lucio. This is the point. The duke has very strangely gone from hence; Bore many gentlemen, myself being one, In hand, and hope of action: but we do learn By those that know the very nerves of state, For that 's the utmost of his pilgrimage. [Exit Pro. Escal. Well, heaven forgive him! and forgive us Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall: fall! Some run from brakes of ice, and answer none; And some condemned for a fault alone. Hs givings out were of an infinite distance Seek his ife? Doth he so Lucio. Hath censur'd him already, And, as Ihear, the provost hath a warrant For his execution. Isab. Alas! what poor Ability's a me to do him good! Lucio. Asay the power you have. My power! Alas! I doubt Isab. Lucio. Our doubts are traitors, And make is lose the good we oft might win, By fearing b attempt: Go to lord Angelo, And let himlearn to know, when maidens sue Men give like gods; but when they weep and kneel, All their pettions are as freely theirs As they thenselves would owe them. Isab. I'll see what I can do. Lucio. Isab. I will about it straight; No longer staying but to give the mother Notice of my affair. I humbly thank you: Commend me o my brother: soon at night I'll send him certain word of my success. Lucio. I take my leave of you. Isub. But speedily. Good sir, adieu. [Exeunt. SCENE I-A Hall in Angelo's House. Ang. We must not make a scarecrow of the law, And let it keep one shape, till custom make it Ay, but yet (Whom I believe to be most straight in virtue,) Ang. T is one thing to be tempted, Escalus, Where is the provost? See that Claudio Be executed by nine to-morrow morning: Bring him his confessor, let him be prepar'd; Enter Elbow, Froth, Clown, Officers, &c. Elb. Come, bring them away: if these be good people in a commonweal that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses, I know no law; bring them away! Ang. How now, sir! What's your name? and what's the matter? Elb. If it please your honour, I am the poor duke's constable, and my name is Elbow; I do lean upon justice, sir, and do bring in here before your good honour two notorious benefactors. Ang. Benefactors? Well; what benefactors are they? are they not malefactors? Elb. If it please your honour, I know not well what they are: but precise villains they are, that I ain sure of; and void of all profanation in the world, that good Christians ought to have. Escal. This comes off well; here's a wise officer. Ang. Go to: What quality are they of? Elbow is your name? Why dost thou not speak, Elbow ? Clo. He cannot, sir; he 's out at elbow. Ang. What are you, sir? Elb. He, sir? a tapster, sir; parcel-bawd; one that serves a bad woman; whose house, sir, was, as they say, plucked down in the suburbs; and now she professes a hot-house, which, I think, is a very ill house too. Escal. How know you that? Elb. My wife, sir, whom I detest before heaven and your honour, Escal. How! thy wife? [woman, Elb. Ay, sir; whom, I thank heaven, is an honest Escal. Dost thou detest her therefore? Elb. I say, sir, I will detest myself also, as well as she, that this house, if it be not a bawd's house, it is pity of her life, for it is a naughty house. Escal. How dost thou know that, constable? Elb. Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman cardinally given, might have been accused in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness there. Escal. By the woman's means? Elb. Ay, sir, by mistress Overdone's means; but as she spit in his face, so she defied him. Clo. Sir, if it please your honour, this is not so. Elb. Prove it before these varlets here, thou honourable man, prove it. Escal. Do you hear how he misplaces? [To Ang. Clo. Sir, she came in great with child; and longing (saving your honour's reverence) for stewed prunes; sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very distant time stood, as it were, in a fruitdish, a dish of some three-pence; your honours have seen such dishes; they are not China dishes, but very good dishes. Escal. Go to, go to; no matter for the dish, sir. Clo. No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in the right: but, to the point: As I say, this mistress Elbow, being, as I say, with child, and being great bellied, and longing, as I said, for prunes; and having but two in the dish, as I said, master Froth here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying for them very honestly; -for, as you know, master Froth, I could not give you three-pence again. Froth. No, indeed. Clo. Very well: you being then, if you be remembered, cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes. Froth. Ay, so I did, indeed. Clo. Why, very well: I telling you then, if you be remembered, that such a one, and such a one, were past cure of the thing you wot of, unless they kept very good diet, as I told you.. Froth. All this is true. Clo. Why, very well then. Escal. Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose.-What was done to Elbow's wife, that he hath cause to complain of? Come we to what was done to her. Clo. Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet. Clo. Sir, but you shall come to it, by your honour's leave: And, I beseech you, look into master Froth here, sir; a man of fourscore pound a-year; whose father died at Hallowmas :-Was 't not at Hallowmas, master Froth? Froth, All-hallownd eve. Clo. Why, very well; I hope here be truths: He, sir, sitting, as I say, in a lower chair, sir;-'t was in the Bunch of Grapes, where, indeed, you have a delight to sit: Have you not? Froth. I have so; because it is an open room, and good for winter. Clo. Why, very well then ;-I hope here be truths. Ang. This will last out a night in Russia, When nights are longest there: I'll take my leave, And leave you to the hearing of the cause; Hoping you'll find good cause to whip them all. Escal. I think no less: Good morrow to your lordship. [Exit Angelo. Now, sir, come on: What was done to Elbow's wife, once more? [once. Clo. Once, sir? there was nothing done to her Elb. I beseech you, sir, ask him what this man did to my wife. Clo. I beseech your honour, ask me. Escal. Well, sir: what did this gentleman to her? Clo. I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman's face-Good master Froth, look upon his honour; 't is for a good purpose: Doth your honour mark his face? Escal. Ay, sir, very well. Clo. Nay, I beseech you, mark it well. Clo. Doth your honour see any harm in his face? Clo. I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him: Good then; if his face be the worst thing about him, how could master Froth do the constable's wife any harm? I would know that of your honour. [to it? Escal. He's in the right: Constable, what say you Elb. First, an it like you, the house is a respected house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his mistress is a respected woman. Clo. By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected person than any of us all. Elb. Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet: the time is yet to come that she was ever respected, with man, woman, or child. Clo. Sir, she was respected with him before he married with her. Escal. Which is the wiser here? Justice, or Iniquity? Is this true? Elb. O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O thou wicked Hannibal! I respected with her, before I was married to her! If ever I was respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship think me the poor duke's officer:-Prove this, thou wicked Hannibal, or I'll have mine action of battery on thee. Escal. If he took you a box o' th' ear, you might have your action of slander too. Elb. Marry, I thank your good worship for it: What is 't your worship's pleasure I should do with this wicked caitiff? Escal. Truly, officer, because he hath some of fences in him that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses, till thou know'st what they are. Elb. Marry, I thank your worship for it :-Thou seest, thou wicked varlet now, what 's come upon thee; thou art to continue now, thou varlet; thou art to continue. Escal. Where were you born, friend? [To Froth. Escal. Are you of fourscore pounds a-year? Escal. So. What trade are you of, sir? [To Clo. Clo. Mistress Overdone. Escal. Hath she had any more than one husband? Clo. Nine, sir; Over-done by the last. Escal. Nine! Come hither to me, master Froth. Master Froth, I would not have you acquainted with tapsters: they will draw you, master Froth, and you will hang them: Get you gone, and let me hear no more of you. Froth. I thank your worship: For mine own part, I never come into any room in a taphouse, but I am drawn in. Escal. Well; no more of it, master Froth: farewell. [Exit Froth.-Come you hither to me, mas. ter tapster; what 's your naine, master tapste:? Clo. Pompey. Escal. What else? Cio. Bum, sir. Escal. Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that, in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being a tapster. Are you not? come, tell me true; it shall be the better for Clo. Truly, sir, You. am a poor fellow that would live. Escal. How would you live, Pompey? by being a bawd? What do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful trade? Clo. If the law would allow it, sir. Escal. But the law will not allow it, Ponpey: nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna. Clo. Does your worship mean to geld and spay all the youth of the city? Escal. No, Pompey. Clo. Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to 't then: If your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds. Escal. There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you: It is but heading and hanging. Clo. If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together, you 'll be glad to give out a commission for more heads. If this law hold in Vienna ten year, I'll rent the fairest house in it after three-pence a bay: If you live to see this come to pass, say, Pompey told you so. Escal. Thank you, good Pompey: ind, in requital of your prophecy, hark you,-i advise you, let me not find you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever, no, not for dwelling where you do; if I do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd Cæsar to you; in plain dealing, Pompey, I shall have you whipp'd: so for this time, Pompey, fare you well. Clo. I thank your worship for your good counsel; but I shall follow it as the flesh and fortune shall better determine. Whip me? No, no; let carman whip his jade; [Exit. Escal. Come hither to me, master Elbow; come hither, master Constable. How long have you been in this place of constable? Elb. Seven year and a half, sir. Escal. I thought, by your readiness in the office, you had continued in it some time: You say, seven years together? Elb. And a half, sir. Escal. Alas! it hath been great pains to you! They do you wrong to put you so oft upon 't: Are there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it? Elb. Faith, sir, few of any wt in such matters: as they are chosen, they are giad to choose ine for them; I do it for somne piece of money, and go through with all. Escal. Look, you bring me in the names of some six or seven the most sufficient of your parish. Elb. To your worship's house, sir? Escal. To my house: Fare you well. [Exit Elbow.] What 's o'clock, think you? Just. Eleven, sir. Escal. I pray you home to dinner with me. Escal. It grieves me for the death of Claudio; Fust. Lord Angelo is severe. It is but needful: | Mercy is not itself, that oft looks so; [Exeunt. SCENE II.-Another Room in the same. Enter Provost and a Servant. Serv. He 's hearing of a cause; he will come I'll tell him of you. [straight. Prov. Pray you do. [Exit Servant.] I'll know His pleasure; may be, he will relent: Alas, |