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I know you wise; but yet no further wise,
Lady. How! so far?
Kate: Whither I go, thither shall you go too ; 'To-day will I set forth, to-morrow you.. Will this content you, Kate? Lady. It must, of force.
The Boar's Head Tavern, in Eastcheap.
Enter HENRY, PRINCE OF WALES. P. Hen. Ned, pr’ythee come out of that fat room, And lend me thy hand to laugh a little.
Enter Poins. Poins. Where hast been, Hal?
P. Hen. With three or four loggerheads, amongst three or four score hogsheads. I have sounded the very base string of humility. Sirrah, I am sworn brother to a leash of drawers, and can call them by all their Christian names, as—
-Tom, Dick, and Francis. They take it already upon their salvation, that, though I be but Prince of Wales, yet I am the king of courtesy; and tell me flatly, I am no proud Jack, like Falstaff; but a Corinthian, a lad of mettie, a
good boy,-by the lord so they call me,-and, when I am King of England, I shall command all the good lads in Eastcheap. To conclude, I am so good a proficient in one quarter of an hour, that I can drink with any tinker in his own language, during my life. I tell thee, Ned, thou hast lost much honour, that thou wert not with me in this action. But, sweet Ned, -to sweeten which name of Ned, I give thee this pennyworth of sugar, clapped even now into my hand by an under-skinker; one that never spake other English in his life, than-“ Eight shillings and sixpence, “ You are welcome;" with this shrill addition, “ Anon, anon, sir,”-“ Score a pint of bastard in the Half-moon," or so. But, Ned, to drive away the time till Falstaff come, I pr’ythee, do thou stand in some by-room, while I question my puny
drawer to what end he gave me the sugar; and do thou never leave calling-Francis, that his tale to me may be nothing but-anon. Step aside, and I'll show thee a precedent, Poins. Francis !
[Exit Poins. P. Hen. Thou art perfect. Poins. Francis !
Fran. Anon, anon, sir.--Look down into the Pomgranate, Ralph.
P. Hen. Come hither, Francis. Fran. My lord. P. Hen. How long hast thou to serve, Francis ? Frar. Forsooth, five years, and as much as toPoins. Francis ! Fran. Anon, anon, sir. P. Hen. Five years ! by'r-lady, a long lease for the clinking of pewter! But, Francis, dar'st thou be so valiant as to play the coward with thy indenture, and show it a fair pair of heels, and run from it?
Fran. O lord, sir, I'll be sworn upon all the books in England, I could find in my heart
Poins. Francis !
Fran. Let me see,-about Michaelmas next I shall be
P. Hen. Nay, but hark you, Francis : for the sugar thou gav'st me,-'twas a pennyworth, was't not?
Fran. O lord, sir, I would it had been two.
P. Hen. I will give thee for it a thousand pound: ask me when thou wilt, and thou shalt have it.
Poins. Francis !
P. Hen. Anon, Francis ?—No, Francis : but tomorrow, Francis; or, Francis, on Thursday; or, indeed, Francis, when thou wilt. But, Francis
Fran. My lord !
P. Hen. Wilt thou rob this leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, nott-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, sinooth-tongue, Spanish-pouch,
Fran. O lord, sir, who do you mean?
P. Hen. Why, then, your brown bastard is your only drink: for look you, Francis, your white canvass doublet will sully: in Barbary, sir, it cannot come to so much.
Fran. What, sir?
P. Hen. Away, you rogue; dost thou not hear them call?
[Here they both call him; FRANCIS stands amuzed, not knowing which way to go.
Enter Hostess. Host. What! stand'st thou still, and hear'st such a
calling ?-Look to the guests within. [Exit Francis.] My lord, old Sir John, with half a dozen more, are at the door; shall I let them in ? P. Hen. Let them alone awhile, and then open
the door. (Exit Hostess.] Poins,
Enter Poins. Poins. Anon, anon, sir.
P. Hen. Sirrah ! Falstaff, and the rest of the thieves are at the door; shall we be merry?
Poins. As merry as crickets, my lad. But harkye; what cunning match have you made with this jest of the drawer? come, what's the issue ?
P. Hen. I am now of all humours, that have showed themselves humours, since the old days of goodman Adam, to the pupil age of this present twelve o'clock at midnight. ---What's o'clock, Francis?
Fran. [Within.] Anon, anon, sir.
P. Hen. That ever this fellow should have fewer words than a parrot, and yet the son of a woman! His industry is-up stairs, and down stairs; his eloquence, the parcel of a reckoning. I am not yet of Percy's mind, the Hotspur of the north; he that kills me some six or seven dozen of Scots, at a breakfast, washes his hands, and says to his wife—“ Fie upon this quiet life!- I want work.”—“O my sweet Harry,” says she, “ how many hast thou killed today="_" Give my roan horse a drench,” says he; and answers, “ Some fourteen," an hour after; trifle, a trifle!" I pr’ythee, call in Falstaff'; I'll play Percy, and that damned brawn shall play Dame Mortimer, his wife. Rivo, says the drunkard.—Call in ribs, call in tallow! Enter FALSTAFF, GADSHILL, BARDOLPH, PETO,
and FRANCIS. Poins. Welcome, Jack. Where hast thou been? Fal. A plague of all cowards, I say, and a ven
geance, too! märry, and amen!–Give me a cup of sack, boy. -Ere I lead this life long, I'll sew netherstocks, and mend them, and foot them too. A plague of all cowards !–Give me a cup of sack, rogue.- Is there nó virtue extant?
[He drinks. P. Hen. Didst thou never see Titan kiss a dish of butter-pitiful-hearted Titan!-that melted at the sweet tale of the sun'? if thou didst, then behold that compound.
Fal. You rogue, here's lime in this sack too : there is nothing but roguery to be found in villanous man: Yet a coward is worse than a cup of sack with lime in it: a villanous coward. -Go thy ways, old Jack; die when thou wilt, if manhood, good manhood, be not forgot upon the face of the earth, then am I a shotten herring. There live not three good men unhanged in England, and one of them is fat, and grows old: Heaven help the while! a bad world, I A plague of all cowards, I say still!
P. Hen. How now, wool-sack? what mutter you?
Fal. A king's son! If I do not beat thee out of thy kingdom with a dagger of lath, and drive all thy subjects before thee like a flock of wild geese, I'll never wcar hair on my face more. -You Prince of Wales!
P. Hen. Why, you whoreson round man! what's the matter?
Fal. Are you not a coward ?-answer me to that; and Poins there?
P. Hen. Ye fat paunch, an ye call me coward, I'll stab thee.
Fal. I call thee coward! I'll see thee damned ere I call thee coward: but I would give a thousand pound I could run as fast as thou canst. straight enough in the shoulders, you care not who sees your back: call you that, backing of your friends? A plague upon such backing! give me