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Than Gregory and Boniface.t

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Such church must, surely, be a monster

With many heads: for if we conster
What in th' Apocalypse we find,
According to th' Apostles' mind,
"Tis that the Whore of Babylon,
With many heads did ride upon ;
Which heads denote the sinful tribe
Of deacon, priest, lay-elder, scribe.
Lay-elder, Simeon to Levi,§

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please, Mr. Burgess. Upon which he ordered his servant to carry it to his own house, for he would cut it at home.

* The gentlemen of Cheshire sent a remonstrance to the parliament, wherein they complained, that, instead of having twenty-six bishops, they were then governed by a numerous presbytery, amounting, with lay elders and others, to 40,000. This government, say they, is purely papal, for every minister exercises papal jurisdiction. Dr. Grey quotes from Sir John Birkenhead revived:

But never look for health nor peace
If once presbytery jade us,
When every priest becomes a pope,
When tinkers and sow-gelders,
May, if they can but 'scape the rope,
Be princes and lay-elders.

The former was consecrated in the year 1073, the latter elected in 1294. Two most insolent and assuming popes, who wanted to raise the tiara above all the crowned heads in Christendom. Gregory the Seventh, commonly called Hildebrand, was the first who arrogated to himself the authority to excommunicate and depose the emperor. Boniface the Third, was he who assumed the title of universal bishop. Boniface the Eighth, at the jubilee instituted by himself, appeared one day in the habit of a pope, and the next day in that of an emperor. He caused two swords to be carried before him, to show that he was invested with all power ecclesiastical and temporal.

The church of Rome has often been compared to the whore of Babylon, mentioned in the seventeenth chapter of the Revelation. The beast, which the whore rode upon, is here said to signify the Presbyterian establishment; and the seven, or many heads of the beast, are interpreted, by the poet, to mean their several officers, deacons, priests, scribes, lay-elders, &c.

That is, lay-elder, an associate to the priesthood, for interested, if not for iniquitous purposes; alluding to Genesis xlix. 5, 6. "Simeon and Levi are brethren; instruments of cruelty "are in their habitations: O, my soul, come not thou into their "secret; unto their assembly, mine honour, be not thou united "for in their anger they slew a man." Mr. Robert Gordon, in his History of the illustrious family of Gordon, vol. ii. p. 197, compares the solemn league and covenant with the holy league in France: he says they were as like as one egg to another, the one was nursed by the Jesuits, the other by the Scots Presbyte

Whose little finger is as heavy
As loins of patriarchs, prince-prelate,
And bishop-secular.* This zealot
Is of a mungrel, diverse kind,
Cleric before, and lay behind ;t
A lawless linsey-woolsey brother,t
Half of one order, half another;
A creature of amphibious nature,
On land a beast, a fish in water;
That always preys on grace, or sin;
A sheep without, a wolf within.
This fierce inquisitor has chief
Dominion over men's belief

And manners; can pronounce a saint
Idolatrous, or ignorant,
When superciliously he sifts,

Through coarsest boulter, others gifts.§
For all men live, and judge amiss,
Whose talents jump not just with his.
He'll lay on gifts with hand, and place
On dullest noddle light and grace,
The manufacture of the kirk,

Whose pastors are but th' handiwork

Of his mechanic paws, instilling

Divinity in them by feeling.

Made by contact, as men get measles.

From whence they start up chosen vessels,

So cardinals, they say, do grope

At th' other end the new made pope.||
Hold, hold, quoth Hudibras, Soft fire,
They say, does make sweet malt.
Festina lente, not too fast;

Good Squire,

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rians, Simeon and Levi. See Doughtie's Velitationes Polemicæ, p. 74.

* Such is the bishop and prince of Liege, and such are several of the bishops in Germany. [1793.]

A trifling book called a Key to Hudibras, under the name of Sir Roger L'Estrange, pretends to decipher all the characters in the poem, and tells us that one Andrew Crawford was here intended. This character is supposed by others to have been designed for William Dunning, a Scotch presbyter. But, probably, the author meant no more than to give a general representation of the lay-elders.

Lawless, because it was forbidden by the Levitical law to wear a mixture of linen and woollen in the same garment.

A bolter is a sieve by which the millers dress their flour. See, in Platina's Lives of the Popes, the well-known story of pope Joan, or John VIII. The stercorary chair, as appears by Burchard's Diary, was used at the installations of Innocent VIII. and Sixtus IV. See Brequigny in account of MS. in the French king's library, 8vo. 1789, vol. i. p. 210.

For haste, the proverb says, makes waste.
The quirks and cavils thou dost make

Are false, and built upon mistake:

And I shall bring you, with your pack
Of fallacies, t' Elenchi back ;*

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And put your arguments in mood

And figure to be understood.

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I'll force you by right ratiocinationt

To leave your vitilitigation,‡

And make you keep to the question close,

And argue dialectic@s.§

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The question then, to state it first,

Is, which is better, or which worst,
Synods or bears. Bears I avow
To be the worst, and synods thou.
But, to make good th' assertion,
Thou say'st th' are really all one,
If so, not worst; for if th' are idem,
Why then, tantundem dat tantidem.
For if they are the same, by course
Neither is better, neither worse.
But I deny they are the same,
More than a maggot and I am.
That both are animalia,||

I grant, but not rationalia:

For though they do agree in kind,
Specific difference we find ;¶

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*Elenchi are arguments which deceive under an appearance of truth. The knight says he shall make the deception apparent. The name is given, by Aristotle, to those syllogisms which have seemingly a fair, but in reality a contradictory conclusion. A chief design of Aristotle's logic is to establish rules for the trial of arguments, and to guard against sophism: for in his time Zeno, Parmenides, and others, had set up a false method of reasoning, which he makes it his business to detect and defeat.

The poet makes tio, in ratiocination, constitute but one syllable, as in verse 1378, but in P. i. c. i. v. 78, he makes tio two syllables.

That is, your perverse humor of wrangling. Erasmus, in the Moriæ encomium, has the following passage: "Etenim non de"erunt fortasse vitilitigatores, qui calumnientur partim leviores "esse nugas quam ut theologum deceant, partim mordaciores แ quam ut Christian conveniant modestia." Vitilitigatores, i. e. obtrectatores et calumniatores, quos Cato, novato verbo, a vitio et morbo litigandi vitilitigatores appellabat, ut testatur Plin. in præfat. historiæ mundi.

That is, logically.

Suppose we read:

That both indeed are animalia.

¶ Between animate and inanimate things, as between a man

And can no more make bears of these,
Than prove my horse is Socrates.*
That synods are bear-gardens too,
Thou dost affirm; but I say, No:
And thus I prove it, in a word,
What s'ever assembly's not impow'r'd
To censure, curse, absolve, and ordain,
Can be no synod: but Bear-garden
Has no such pow'r, ergo 'tis none;
And so thy sophistry's o'erthrown.

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But yet we are beside the question Which thou didst raise the first contest on : For that was, Whether bears are better Than synod-men? I say, Negatur.

That bears are beasts, and synods men,
Is held by all they're better then,
For bears and dogs on four legs go,
As beasts; but synod-men on two.
"Tis true, they all have teeth and nails;
But prove that synod-men have tails:
Or that a rugged, shaggy fur
Grows o'er the hide of presbyter;
Or that his snout and spacious ears
Do hold proportion with a bear's.
A bear's a savage beast, of all
Most ugly and unnatural,
Whelp'd without form, until the dam
Has lickt it into shape and frame :t
But all thy light can ne'er evict,

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and a tree, there is a generical difference; that is, they are not of the same kind or genus. Between rational and sensitive creatures, as a man and a bear, there is a specifical difference; for though they agree in the genus of animals, or living creatures, yet they differ in the species as to reason. Between two men, Plato and Socrates, there is a numerical difference; for, though they are of the same species as rational creatures, yet they are not one and the same, but two men. See Part ii. Canto i. 1. 150. * Or that my horse is a man. Aristotle, in his disputations, uses the word Socrates as an appellative for man in general. From thence it was taken up in the schools.

We must not expect our poet's philosophy to be strictly true: it is sufficient that it agree with the notions commonly handed down. Thus Ovid:

Nec catulus partu, quem reddidit ursa recenti,

Sed male viva caro est. Lambendo mater in artus
Fingit; et in formam, quantum capit ipsa, reducit.
Metam. xv. 379.

Pliny, in his Natural History, lib. viii. c. 54, says: "Hi sunt "candida informisque caro, paulo muribus major, sine oculis, "sine pilo: ungues tantum prominent: hanc lambendo paula

That ever synod-man was lickt,
Or brought to any other fashion
Than his own will and inclination.

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But thou dost further yet in this Oppugn thyself and sense; that is, Thou would'st have presbyters to go For bears and dogs, and bearwards too;

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A strange chimæra* of beasts and men,
Made up of pieces het'rogene;

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Either to grant them, or refuse.

Much thou hast said, which I know when,

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And where thou stol'st from other men ;

Whereby 'tis plain thy light and gifts

Are all but plagiary shifts;

And is the same that Ranter said,

Who, arguing with me, broke my head,t

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And tore a handful of my beard;

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"rim figurant." But this silly opinion is refuted by Brown in his Vulgar Errors, book iii. ch. 6.

* Chimæra was a fabulous monster, thus described by Homer:

· ἡ δ ̓ ἄρ ̓ ἔην θεῖον γένος, οὐδ ̓ ἀνθρώπων Πρόσθε λέων, ἔπιθεν δὲ δράκων, μέσση δέ χίμαιρα. Iliad. vi. 180.

Eustathius, on the passage, has abundance of Greek learning. Hesiod has given the chimæra three heads. Theog. 319.

†The ranters were a wild sect, that denied all doctrines of religion, natural and revealed. With one of these the knight had entered into a dispute, and at last came to blows. See a ranter's character in Butler's Posthumous Works. Whitelocke says, the soldiers in the parliament army were frequently punished for being ranters. Nero clothed Christians in the skins of wild beasts; but these wrapped wild beasts in the skins of Christians.

Dr. South, in his sermon preached in Westminster Abbey, 1692, says, speaking of the times about 50 years before, Latin unto them was a mortal crime, and Greek looked upon as a sin

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