TO THE MASTER OF THE SALISBURY ASSEMBLY Occasioned by a dispute whether the company should have fresh candles TAKE your candles away, let your music be mute, My dancing, however, you shall not dispute; Jenny's eyes shall find light, and I'll find a flute. THE CAT AND FIDDLE TO THE FAVOURITE CAT OF A FIDDLING MISER THRICE happy cat, if, in thy A House, THE Queen of Beauty, t'other day To keep the earth in due obedience, She spoke, and to the earth's far borders Young Cupid issued out his orders, That every nymph in its dimensions Shall bring or send up her pretensions. Like lightning swift the order flies, Or swifter glance from Celia's eyes: Like wit from sparkling W-tley's tongue; Or harmony from Pope, or Young. Why should I sing what letters came; Who boasts her face, or who her frame? From black and brown, and red, and fair, With eyes and teeth, and lips and hair. One, fifty hidden charms discovers; A second boasts as many lovers: This beauty all mankind adore; And this all women envy more. This witnesses, by billets doux, A thousand praises, and all true; While that by jewels makes pretences To triumph over kings and princes; Bribing the goddess by that pelf, By which she once was bribed herself. So borough towns, election brought on. Ere yet corruption bill was thought on. Sir Knight, to gain the voters' favour, Boasts of his former good behaviour; Of speeches in the Senate made; Love for its country, and its trade. And, for a proof of zeal unshaken, Distributes bribes he once had taken. What matters who the prizes gain, In India, Italy, or Spain; Or who requires the brown commanders Of Holland, Germany, and Flanders! To know that S-per's chose for Hants? Sarum, for beauties ever famed, I stripp'd half heaven of its graces. 'The middle part of this poem (which was written when the author was very young) was filled with the names of several young ladies, who might perhaps be uneasy at seeing themselves in print, that part therefore is left out; the rather, as some freedoms, though gentle ones, were taken with little foibles in the amiable sex, whom to affront in print, is, we conceive, mean in any man, and scandalous in a gentleman. Oh let them bear an equal sway, A PARODY FROM THE FIRST ÆNEID DIXIT; et avertens rosea cervice refulsit, She said; and turning, show'd her wrinkled neck, In scales and colour like a roach's back. Forth from her greasy locks such odours flow, A SIMILE FROM SILIUS ITALICUS AUT ubi cecropius formidine nubis aquosæ Or when th' Hymettian shepherd, struck with fear Home from the sweetest flowers, and verdant trees; TO EUTHALIA WRITTEN IN THE YEAR 1728 BURNING with love, tormented with despair The various beauties of her perfect mind. Engage the young, the witty, and the fair. |