But when they seldom come they wish'd-for come, [Exit. SCENE III.-The same. Another Room in the Palace. Enter KING HENRY, NORTHUMBERLAND, WORCESTER, HOTSPUR, SIR WALTER BLUNT, and others. K. Hen. My blood hath been too cold and temperate, Unapt to stir at these indignities, And you have found me; for, accordingly, Which the proud soul ne'er pays but to the proud. And that same greatness too which our own hands North. My lord, K. Hen. Worcester, get thee gone, for I do see Danger and disobedience in thine eye : O, sir, your presence is too bold and peremptory, You have good leave to leave us; when we need [Exit WoR. [TO NORTH. Yea, my good lord. You were about to speak. Hot. My liege, I did deny no prisoners. He call'd them untaught knaves, unmannerly, With many holiday and lady terms He question'd me; among the rest, demanded I then, all smarting, with my wounds being cold, Out of my grief and my impatience He should, or should not;-for he made me mad, And talk so like a waiting-gentlewoman Of guns, and drums, and wounds, (God save the mare!) Betwixt my love and your high majesty. Blunt. The circumstance consider'd, good my lord, Whatever Harry Percy then had said To such a person, and in such a place, K. Hen. Why, yet he doth deny his prisoners: That we, at our own charge, shall ransom straight Hot. Revolted Mortimer! He never did fall off, my sovereign liege, But by the chance of war ;-To prove that true Needs no more but one tongue for all those wounds, Those mouthed wounds, which valiantly he took, When on the gentle Severn's sedgy bank, In single opposition, hand to hand, He did confound the best part of an hour In changing hardiment with great Glendower: Three times they breath'd, and three times did they dri.k, Upon agreement, of swift Severn's flood; Who then, affrighted with their bloody looks, And hid his crisp head in the hollow bank Colour her working with such deadly wounds; Then let him not be slander'd with revolt. K. Hen. Thou dost belie him, Percy, thou dost belic Let me not hear you speak of Mortimer : As will displease you.-My lord Northumberland [Exeunt KING HENRY, BLUNT, and Train. Hot. And if the devil come and roar for them I will not send them :-I will after straight, Peace, cousin, say no more And now I will unclasp a secret book, North What, drunk with choler? stay, and pause On the unsteadfast footing of a spear. awhile; Here comes your uncle. Hot. Re-enter WORCESTER. Speak of Mortimer? Zounds, I will speak of him; and let my soul And shed my dear blood drop by drop i' the dust, North. Brother, the king hath made your nephew Wor. I cannot blame him: Was he not proclaim'd, By Richard that dead is, the next of blood?" North. He was: I heard the proclamation : From whence he, intercepted, did return To be depos'd, and shortly murthered. Hot. If he fall in, good night :-or sink or swim:Send danger from the east unto the west, So honour cross it from the north to south, To rouse a lion than to start a hare. North. Imagination of some great exploit Drives him beyond the bounds of patience. Hot. By heaven, methinks, it were an easy leap To pluck bright honour from the pale-fac'd moon; Or dive into the bottom of the deep, Where fathom-line could never touch the ground, Wor. He apprehends a world of figures here, Hot. I cry you mercy. That are your prisoners,- Those same noble Scots, I'll keep them all; You start away, Wor. And for whose death, we in the world's wide Those prisoners you shall keep. mouth Live scandaliz'd, and foully spoken of. Hot. But, soft, I pray you : Did king Richard then Proclaim my brother Mortimer Heir to the crown? North. He did; myself did hear it. Upon the head of this forgetful man, That you a world of curses undergo, *This canker. The canker is the dog-rose-the rose of the haze, not of the garden. Hot. Nay, I will; that's flatHe said he would not ransom Mortimer; Forbad my tongue to speak of Mortimer But I will find him when he lies asleep, And in his ear I'll holla-Mortimer! Nay, I'll have a starling shall be taught to speak To keep his anger still in motion. Wor. Hear you, cousin; a word. Hot. All studies here I solemnly defy, Save how to gall and pinch this Bolingbroke: And that same sword-and-buckler prince of Wales, But that I think his father loves him not, And would be glad he met with some mischance, Wor. Farewell, kinsman! I will talk to you, fool a Why, what a candy deal of courtesy Hot. You say true: This fawning greyhound then did proffer me! Good uncle, tell your tale, for I have done. Hot. I have done, in sooth. Wor. Then once more to your Scottish prisoners. Will easily be granted.-You, my lord, [To NORTH. Hot. Of York, is 't not? Upon my life it will do wond'rous well. North. Before the game's a-foot thou still lett'st slip. Wor. Hot. He does, he does; we 'll be reveng'd on him. True; who bears hard (As I will fashion it,) shall happily meet, His brother's death at Bristol, the lord Scroop. As what I think might be, but what I know To bear our fortunes in our own strong arms, [Exeunt ACT II. SCENE I.-Rochester. An Inn Yard. Enter a Carrier, with a lantern in his hand. 1 Car. Heigh ho! An't be not four by the day, I'll be hang'd: Charles' wain is over the new chimney, and yet our horse not packed. What, ostler! Ost. [Within.] Anon, anon. 1 Car. I prithee, Tom, beat Cut's saddle, put a few flocks in the point; the poor jade is wrung in the withers out of all cess." Enter another Carrier. 2 Car. Peas and beans are as dank here as a dog, and this is the next way to give poor jades the bots: this house is turned upside down since Robin ostler died. 1 Car. Poor fellow! never joyed since the price of oats rose; it was the death of him. 2 Car. I think this is the most villainous house in all London road for fleas : I am stung like a tench. 1 Car. Like a tench? by the mass, there is ne'er a king in Christendom could be better bit than I have been since the first cock. 2 Car. Why, you will allow us ne'er a jordan, and then we leak in your chimney; and your chamber-lie breeds fleas like a loach. were not as good a deed as drink to break the pate of thee, I am a very villain.-Come, and be hanged Hast no faith in thee? Enter GADSHILL. Gads. Good morrow, carriers. What's o'clock? 1 Car. I think it be two o'clock.b Gads. I prithee, lend me thy lantern, to see my geld ing in the stable. 1 Car. Nay, soft, I pray ye; I know a trick worth. two of that. Gads. I prithee, lend me thine. 2 Car. Ay, when? canst tell? Lend me thy lantern, quoth a?-marry, I'll see thee hanged first. Gads. Sirrah carrier, what time do you mean to come to London? 2 Car. Time enough to go to bed with a candle, I warrant thee.-Come, neighbour Mugs, we'll call up the gentlemen; they will along with company, for they have great charge. [Exeunt Carriers. Gads. What, ho! chamberlain! Cham. [Within.] At hand, quoth pickpurse. Gads. That's even as fair as-at hand, quoth the chamberlain: for thou variest no more from picking of purses, than giving direction doth from labouring; thou lay'st the plot how. Enter Chamberlain. It holds Cham. Good morrow, master Gadshill. current that I told you yesternight: There's a franklin in the wild of Kent hath brought three hundred marks with him in gold: I heard him tell it to one of his company, last night at supper; a kind of auditor; one a Lett st slip. The greyhound is held in slips, and is 100sened when "the game 's a-fot." Two o'clock. The carrier is deceiving Gadshill. He has just said it is four o'clock. • Wild of Kent. Undoubtedly the weald of Kent. Gads. Sirrah, if they meet not with saint Nicholas' clerks I'll give thee this neck. that bath abundance of charges too, God knows what. Bardolph!-Peto!-I'll starve, ere I 'll rob a foot furThey are up already, and call for eggs and butter: ther. An 't were not as good a deed as drink, to turn They will away presently. true man, and leave these rogues, I am the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth. Eight yards of uneven ground is threescore and ten miles afoot with me; and the stony-hearted villains know it well enough: A plague upon 't, when thieves cannot be true one to another! [They whistle.] Whew!-A plague light upon you all! Give me my horse, you rogues; give me my horse, and be hanged. Cham. No, I'll none of it: I prithee, keep that for the hangman; for I know thou worshipp'st saint Nicholas as truly as a man of falsehood may. Gads. What talkest thou to me of the hangman? if I bang, I'll make a fat pair of gallows: for if I hang, old sir John hangs with me; and thou knowest he 's no starveling. Tut! there are other Trojans that thou Creamest not of, the which, for sport sake, are content to do the profession some grace; that would, if matters should be looked into, for their own credit sake make all whole. I am joined with no foot land-rakers, no long-staff, sixpenny strikers; b none of these mad, mustachio purple-hued malt-worms: but with nobility and tranquillity; burgomasters and great oneyers;d such as can hold in; such as will strike sooner than speak, and speak sooner than drink, and drink sooner than pray: And yet I lie; for they pray continually unto their saint, the commonwealth; or, rather, not pray to her, but prey on her; for they ride up and down on her, and make her their boots. Cham. What, the commonwealth their boots? will sie bold out water in foul way? Gads. She will, she will; justice hath liquored her. We steal as in a castle, cock-sure; we have the receipt of fem-seed, we walk invisible. Cham. Nay, by my faith; I think rather you are tore beholding to the night than to fern-seed, for your walking invisible. Geds. Give me thy hand: thou shalt have a share in our purchase, as I am a true man. Cham. Nay, rather let me have it, as you are a false tief. Fal. Where's Poins, Hal? P. Hen. He is walked up to the top of the hill; I'll go seek him. [Pretends to seek POINS. Fal. I am accurs'd to rob in that thief's company: the rascal hath removed my horse, and tied him I know not where. If I travel but four foot by the squire' further afoot, I shall break my wind. Well, I doubt not but to die a fair death for all this, if I 'scape hanging for killing that rogue. I have forsworn his company hourly any time this two-and-twenty years; and yet I a bewitched with the rogue's company. If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged: it could not be else; I have drunk medicines-Poins!-Hal!-A plague upon you both! "Saint Nicholas' clerks-thieves. * Sispenny strikers-petty footpads-robbers for sixpence. Malt-worms-drunkards. Chegers, Johnson thinks that great oneyers is merely a rant phrase for great ones. Purchase. This was a soft name for a theft, of the same kind as convey. By the squire-by the rule. P. Hen. Peace, ye fat-guts! lie down; lay thine ear close to the ground, and list if thou canst hear the tread of travellers. Fal. Have you any levers to lift me up again, being down? 'Sblood, I'll not bear mine own flesh so far afoot again, for all the coin in thy father's exchequer. What a plague mean ye to colt a me thus? P. Hen. Thou liest, thou art not colted, thou art uncolted. Fal. I prithee, good prince Hal, help me to my horse, good king's son. P. Hen. Out, you rogue! shall I be your ostler? Fal. Go, hang thyself in thine own heir-apparent, garters! If I be ta'en, I 'll peach for this. An I have not ballads made on you all, and sung to filthy tunes, let a cup of sack be my poison: When a jest is so forward, and afoot too,-I hate it. P. Hen. You four shall front them in the narrow lane; Ned and I will walk lower: if they 'scape from your encounter, then they light on us. Peto. How many be there of them? Fal. Zounds! will they not rob us? P. Hen. What, a coward, sir John Paunch? Fal. Indeed, I am not John of Gaunt, your grandfather: but yet no coward, Hal. P. Hen. We ll leave that to the proof. Poins. Sirrah Jack, thy horse stands behind the hedge; when thou need'st him, there thou shalt find him. Farewell, and stand fast. Fal. Now cannot I strike him if I should be hanged. Exeunt P. HENRY and POINS. KING HENRY IV.-PART I. Fal. Hang ge, gorbellied knaves; Are ye undone? No, ye fat chuffs; I would your store were here! On, bacons, on! What, ye knaves, young men must live: You are grand-jurors, are ye? We'll jure ye, i' faith. [Exeunt FALS., &c., driving the Travellers out. Re-enter PRINCE HENRY and POINS. P. Hen. The thieves have bound the true men: Now could thou and I rob the thieves, and go merrily to London, would be argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest for ever. Poins. Stand close, I hear them coming. Re-enter Thieves. Fal. Come, my masters, let us share, and then to horse before day. An the prince and Poins be not two arrant cowards, there's no equity stirring: there's no more valour in that Poins than in a wild duck. P. Hen. Your money. [Rushing out upon them. Poins. Villains. [As they are sharing, the PRINCE and POINS set P. Hen. Got with much ease. Now merrily to horse: [Exeunt. SCENE III.-Warkworth. A Room in the Castle. Enter HOTSPUR, reading a letter. But, for mine own part, my lord, I could be well contented to be there, in respect of the love I bear your house."-He could be contented,-Why is he not then? In respect of the love he bears our house: -he shows in this, he loves his own barn better than he loves our house. Let me see some more. "The purpose you undertake is dangerous;"-Why, that 's certain; 't is dangerous to take a cold, to sleep, to drink: but I tell you, my lord fool, out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. "The purpose you undertake is dangerous; the friends you have named uncertain; the ime itself unsorted; and your whole plot too light for the counterpoise of so great an opposition."--Say you so, my you so? I say unto you again, you are a shallow, cowardly hind, and you lie. What a lack-brain is this! I protest, our plot is as good a plot as ever was laid; our friends true and constant: a good plot, good friends, and full of expectation; an excellent plot, very good friends. What a frosty-spirited rogue is this! Why, my lord of York commends the plot and the general course of the action. By this hand, if I were now by this rascal I could brain him with his lady's fan. Is there not my father, my uncle, and myself? lord Edmund Mortimer, my lord of York, and Owen Glendower? Is there not, besides, the Douglas? Have I not all their letters, to meet me in arms by the ninth of the next month? and are they not, some of them, set forward already? pagan rascal is this! an infidel! Ha! you shall see What a now, in very sincerity of fear and cold heart, will he to the king and lay open all our proceedings. O, I a Chuffs. The word chuff seems to mean a swollen, pampered glutton. The original stage-direction has been inconsiderately deviated from in the modern editions, which read, "Falstaff, after a blow or two, and the rest, run away;" whereas Falstaff, staying behind after the rest have run away, and giving "a blow or two," is clearly not the coward which it has been the fashion to consider him. ACT II. could divide myself and go to buffets, for moving sen Hang him! Let him tell the king: We are prepared: a dish of skimmed milk with so honourable an action! I will set forward to-night. Enter LADY PERCY. How now, Kate? I must leave you within these two hours. + For what offence have I, this fortnight, been And I must know it, else he loves me not. Serv. He is, my lord, an hour ago. Hot. Hath Butler brought those horses from t.e Serv. One horse, my lord, he brought even now. Well, I will back him straight: Esperancé ! — Hot. So far afoot, I shall be weary, love. a Retires-retreats. b Frontiers. A frontier is something standing in front. the frontier of a territory is the part opposed to, fronting another territory; and in this way a fort is a frontier, as ir this passage. Esperance. This is the motto of the Percy family. |