HEENAN AND SAYERS.-Continued. But then the thirty-seventh round came on to be the last, THE TRUE LOVERS' DISCUSSION. ONE pleasant evening, as pinks and daisies The Briton's friends jumped in the ring and said the fight was As I did stray, wrapped in meditation, drawn. But Heenan called on Sayers again to come and fight it out, THE VIRGIN MARY'S BANK. THE evening star rose beauteous above the fading day, all. Slow moving o'er the waters, a gallant bark appeared, It charmed my heart to hear them sing; With joy transported, each sight I courted; He pressed her hand and said: "My darling, prime? are in their For I am slighted and ill requited And her joyous crew look'd from the deck as to the land she You'll surely tell me before I leave you, near'd; To the calm and shelter'd haven she floated like a swan, Why you're inclined now to treat me so." And her wings of snow o'er the waves below in pride and beauty With great acuteness she made him answer, shone. Saying: "On your favors I would rely, If for your favors I am indebted, Both stock and interest you shall be paid." "To blast your glory, love, I ne'er intended, As for my debts, you can never pay them "Your proffer's good, sir, I thank you for it, Therefore I can't obey your call." "Yes, I'll admit the tide in motion Is always moving from shore to shore, Where no existence can ever change it, Nor no physician prescribe a cure." On fickle footing I'll never stand; "The blooming laurel you may admire, Because its verdure's always new, But there's another, you can't deny it, Is just as bright in the gardener's view; It's wisely resting throughout the winter, THE LADY OF KNOCK. ATTEND, you faithful Christians, give ear to what I say, A faithful few, to Mary, true, returning home at night, When to their astonished eyes three statues did appear. His holy hands uplifted as he meant to bless this isle; You bright son of Mars, who stands on the right, Whose armor doth shine like the bright stars of night, 66 And blooms again when the spring draws Saying: 'The Lord be with you, Enniskillen dragoon! near; The pen of Homer has written its praises, "Oh, Flora! dearest Flora! your pardon I crave, Your parents they insulted me both morning and noon, For children are bound their parents to obey; "You speak exceedingly, but not corrective," Oh, mind, dearest Willie! oh, mind what you say, It was your love that I did require, But since you've placed it on golden store, I'll strike my string and my harp shall mur mur: Farewell, my love, forever more! For when we're leaving Ireland, they will all change their tune, Fare you well, Enniskillen! fare you well for a while, WHEN Ireland was founded by the Mac's and the O's, But history says they came over from Spain, The harp and the shamrock were carried before And the good and bad deeds of the Mac's and the O's, All houses so royal, so loyal and old, One drop of their blood was worth ounces of gold. McDonnell, McDougal, O'Curran, O'Keefe, One-eyed King McCormack and great Phil McCoole, McGra, McGrath, McGil, McKeon, O'Dillion, O'Dolan, O'Devlin, O'Doyle, O'Mullen, O'Nolan, O'Bolan, O'Boyle; O'Murray, O'Rooney, O'Cooney, O'Kane, O'Carey, O'Leary, O'Shea, and O'Shane. O'Brien, O'Rourke, O'Reiley, O'Neil; O'Hagan, O'Reagan, O'Fagan, O'Sheil; O'Dennis, O'Dwyer, O'Blaney, O'Flynn, O'Grady, O'Shaughnessy, Brian O'Lynn. The daughters of Erin are Ellen O'Roone, 80 THE IRISH SPREE. A FORTNIGHT ago, boys, me and Martin Brallagan, Went for a spree down to Patsy Murphy's restaurant, And being fond of fun, of course, we took some girls along. Also some whisky for the girls, they're included in; For he's our boss, and will settle up on Saturday. He strapped us and never got the stuff of us; We'd done him brown, but we couldn't do him black again, Murphy said: Och! and was going to take the pitcher, When up jumped O'Callagan, and neatly knocked his snitcher. He shouted: Murder! Police! and Suicide! Then to help him, Brallagan rushed up to his side, Gave him such a kick it nearly knocked his belly in, Then he called the barman, Patsy Kelly, in; In came Kelly, and he had a lot of swagger, too, Bang went the bottles, and bang went the glasses, too, Then in the bar-room we turned the rum and whisky on, And what does he do, but he goes and reads the riot act. I set sail for Australia in the morning. CHARMING JUDY CALLAGHAN. "TWAS on a windy night At two o'clock in the morning, All wind and weather scorning, And this was part of his wailings:- You'll be Mrs. Brallaghan, Don't say nay, Charming Judy Callaghan! SONGS AND BALLADS OF IRELAND. CHARMING JUDY CALLAGHAN.-Continued. TIM MACARTHY'S DAUGHTER. For a wife till death I am willing to take ye! But och! I waste my breathThe divil himself can't wake ye. 'Tis just beginning to rain, So I'll get under cover; To-morrow I'll come again, And be your constant lover. Only say You'll be Mrs. Brallaghan, Don't say nay, Charming Judy Callaghan! KILLARNEY. By Killarney's lakes and fells, Innisfallen's ruined shrine May suggest a passing sigh, But man's faith can ne'er decline Such God's wonders floating by. Castle Lough and Glenna Bay, Mountains Tore and Eagle's Nest; Still at Mucross you must pray, Though the monks are now at rest. Angels wonder not that man There would fain prolong life's span; No place else can charm the eye Verdure broiders or besprints. Music there for echo dwells, Seems the heaven above to vie; Tinge the cloud wreaths in that sky. TIM MACARTHY gave a party, invitations he sent out To two or three dozens of big-headed cousins, To tall and short and thin and stout; Mrs. Tim the room did trim, and candle-greased the floor so well That half of the dancers fell down in the lancers And hurt their-I'm afraid to tell; How they banged at the door, in they came with a roar- Tim Brannigan walked on the chests of a score; Oh, 'twas death to tall hats, coats got used up as mats, Till they were in with the struggle and din, You'd have thought you were out in the yard with the cats. Barney Doolin had been foolin' all the night with Miss Maguire, When in came young Jerry, her lover from Kerry, And pitched poor Doolin on the fire; And, hearing the row, 66 In the room some boys with sticks for hours had talked on politics, said: Come on wid ye now, And we'll teach yez all some fightin' tricks!" Off came coats by the pile, they went at it in style; Buttons were bursting, shillelahs were thirsting To crack in a head or, at least, shift a tile; Extinguished the lights and left all in the dark.-CHOrus. All the ladies shrieked with fear, but when the boys their sides got near, And tenderly placed a right arm 'round each waist, They said: "Isn't the darkness nice? oh, dear!" Something smack'd, and tho' each Miss when lights were bro't soon told us this, They'd snapped a gold ear-ring, yet still I am fearing The snap was nothing but a kiss; When the fighting was done, then we did have some fun, Boys lost their pains, readjusted their brains; If they'd broken one leg, sure they danced upon one; Though for weeks they were sore, each man fervently swore, Never, oh, never did any one ever see Such an affair as Macarthy's before.-CHORUS. |