A donkey pricked her ears and bray'd, Quite oft a lady, when she 's vex'd, Some men throw all their cash away, I must confess I love the weed, I can't play billiards-when I miss If you can play a better game, I'll take a few" of you, sir. Some rhymes may more mellifluent sound, Will puzzle you much more than this, ROGERS'S "ITALY." Of Rogers's "Italy," Luttrell relates, "It would have been dish'd but for its fine plates." A POOR LIVING. Pamphlet last week, in his fantastic fits, Was ask'd, "How he lived?" He said, "By's wits." Pamphlet, I see, tells lies by the clock; Tom thank'd the priest who changed his state, For binding fast himself and Kate, In union so divine; "Wedlock's the end of life," he cried : "Too true, alas;" said Jack, and sigh'd; """Twill be the end of mine!" A TELESTICK. U-nite and untie are the same—so say yo-U THE FATE OF HIGHGATE. At Highgate, by salubrious air, VERY LIKE A WHALE. The first of all the royal infant males CONSERVATIVE LOGIC. Punch. "Taxes are equal, is a dogma which I'll prove at once," exclaim'd a Tory boor, "Taxation hardly presses on the rich, And likewise presses hardly on the poor." THE POET AND THE ECHO. How sad the lot through life's bleak wilderness to stroll, And feel the leaden hand of Care upon your soul! Echo-Upon your soul. THE THREE WIVES. A JUBILATION. For I'm clear of the world, and the flesh, and the devil! OUR LIFE. Saxe. Our life is nothing but a winter's day; THE TEETOTUM. Fresh from his books, an arch but studious boy, Whisk'd round the board in whirring pirouette, IN STOLIDUM. A justice walking o'er the frozen Thames, I pr'ythee help me over on thy back." SEEING A FRIEND. To walk a mile a friend to see, To go a mile to see thee, know, My friend, I grudge not ought; And that to see thee not. |