IN LOCH-TURIT, A WILD SCENE AMONG THE HILLS OF OCHTERTYRE. WHY, ye tenants of the lake, The eagle, from the cliffy brow, Marking you his prey below, In his breast no pity dwells, TO GAVIN HAMILTON, ESQ. MAUCHLINE. RECOMMENDING A BOY. I HOLD it, Sir, my bounden duty, Was here to lure the lad away An' wad hae don't aff han': But lest he learn the callan tricks, As faith I muckle doubt him, Like scrapin' out auld Crummies nicks, An' tellin' lies about them; Not fitted otherwhere. Altho' I say't, he's gleg enough, Mosgaville, May 3, 1786. Ye'll catechize him every quirk, - Aye when ye gang yoursel. My word of honour I ha'e gi'en, In legal mode an' form: An 'bout a house that's rude an' An' if a Devil be at a', rough, The boy might learn to swear; But then wi' you, he'll be sae taught, An' get sic fair example straught, I hae na onie fear. In faith he's sure to get him. Ye ken your Laureat scorns: The pray'r still, you share still, Of grateful Minstrel BURNS. TO CAPTAIN RIDDEL, GLENRIDDEL. EXTEMPORE LINES ON RETURNING A NEWSPAPER. Ellisland, Monday Evening. YOUR News and Review, Sir, I've read through and through, Sir, With little admiring or blaming; The papers are barren of home-news or foreign, No murders or rapes worth the naming. Our friends the Reviewers, those chippers and hewers, Are judges of mortar and stone, Sir; But of meet, or unmeet, in a fabrick complete, I'll boldly pronounce they are none, Sir. My goose-quill too rude is to tell all your goodness Would to God I had one like a beam of the sun, EPISTLE TO MR. M'ADAM, OF CRAIGEN-GILLAN, IN ANSWER TO AN OBLIGING LETTER HE SENT IN THE COMMENCEMENT OF MY POETIC CAREER. SIR, o'er a gill I gat your card, I trow it made me proud; 'See wha taks notice o' the Bard!' I lap and cry'd fu' loud. 'Now deil-ma-care about their jaw, The senseless, gawky million; I'll cock my nose aboon them a', I'm roos'd by Craigen-Gillan !' 'Twas noble, Sir; 'twas like yoursel, Tho', by his banes wha in a tub And when those legs to gude, warm Wi' welcome canna bear me; And barley-scone shall cheer me. Heaven spare you lang to kiss the O' monie flow'ry simmers! And God bless young Dunaskin's laird, The blossom of our gentry! And may he wear an auld man's beard, A credit to his country. TO TERRAUGHTY, ON HIS BIRTHDAY. HEALTH to the Maxwells' vet'ran | May desolation's lang-teeth'd harrow, Chief! Nine miles an hour, Health, aye unsour'd by care or Rake them, like Sodom and Gomorrah, grief: Scarce quite half worn. This day thou metes threescore eleven, (The second-sight, ye ken, is given On thee a tack o' seven times seven If envious buckies view wi' sorrow In brunstane stoure But for thy friends, and they are monie, Wi' mornings blithe and e'enings funny Fareweel, auld birkie! Lord be near ye, And then the Deil he daurna steer ye: Your friends aye love, your faes aye fear ye; For me, shame fa' me, Thy lengthen'd days on this blest If neist my heart I dinna wear ye morrow, While BURNS they ca' me. VERSES INTENDED TO ELEGY ON THE YEAR, 1778. BE WRITTEN BELOW A NOBLE EARL'S PICTURE. SKETCH. FOR Lords or Kings I dinna mourn, E'en let them die-for that they're born: But oh! prodigious to reflec'! A Towmont, Sirs, is gane to wreck! The Spanish empire's tint a head, And my auld teethless Bawtie's dead! The tulzie's sair 'tween Pitt an' Fox, And 'tween our Maggie's twa cocks; wee The tane is game, a bludie devil, An' cry till ye be haerse an' roupet, Ye bonie lasses, dight your een, For some o' you hae tint a frien'; In Eighty-eight, ye ken, was ta'en What ye'll ne'er hae to gie again. Observe the very nowt an' sheep, How dowf and daviely they creep; Nay, even the yirth itsel does cry, For E'mbrugh wells are grutten dry. O Eighty-nine, thou's but a bairn, An' no owre auld, I hope, to learn! Thou now has got thy daddie's chair, Thou beardless boy, I pray tak care, Nae hand-cuff'd, mizzl'd, hap-shackl'd Regent, But, like himsel, a full free ager.t. January 1, 1789. "TWAS where the birch and sounding thong are ply'd, The noisy domicile of pedant pride; Where ignorance her darkening vapour throws, In all his pedagogic powers elate, His awful chair of state resolves to mount, Might there have learnt new mysteries of his art: As trembling U stood staring all aghast, SKETCH. A LITTLE, upright, pert, tart, tripping wight, |