Jaq. And how was that ta'en up? Touch. 'Faith, we met, and found the quarrel was upon the feventh caufe. Jaq. How feventh caufe?-Good my lord, like this fellow. Duke S. I like him very well. Touch. God'ild you, fir; I defire you of the like. I press in here, fir, amongst the rest of the country copulatives, to swear, and to forfwear; according as marriage binds, and blood breaks :-A poor virgin, fir, an ill-favour'd thing, fir, but mine own; a poor humour of mine, fir, to take that that no man else will: Rich honefty dwells like a mifer, fir, in a poor house as your pearl, in your foul oyfter. Duke S. By my faith, he is very swift and fententious. Touch. According to the fool's bolt, fir, and fuch dulcet diseases. Jaq. But, for the seventh cause; how did you find the quarrel on the seventh cause? Touch. Upon a lie feven times removed;-Bear your body more feeming, Audrey -as thus, fir. I did diflike the cut of a certain courtier's beard; he fent me word, if I faid his beard was not cut well, he was in the mind it was : This is called the Retort courteous. If I fent him word again, it was not well cut, he would fend me word, he cut it to please himself: This is called the Quip modeft. If again, it was not well cut, he difabled my judgement: This is call'd the Reply churlish. If again, it was not well cut, he would answer, I fpake not true: This is call'd the Reproof valiant. If again, it was not well cut, he would fay, I lie: This is called the Countercheck quarrelfome and fo to the Lie circumftantial, and the Lie direct. Jaq. And how oft did you fay, his beard was not well cut? Touch. Touch. I durft go no further than the Lie circumftantial, nor he durft not give me the Lie direct; and fo we meafured fwords, and parted. Jaq. Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie? Touch. O fir, we quarrel in print, by the book; as you have books for good manners: I will name you the degrees. The first, the Retort courteous; the second, the Quip modeft; the third the Reply churlish; the fourth, the Reproof valiant; the fifth, the Countercheck quarrelfome; the fixth, the Lie with circumstance; the seventh, the Lie direct. All these you may avoid, but the Lie direct; and you may avoid that too, with an Iƒ. I knew when seven justices could not take up a quarrel; but when the parties were met themselves, one of them thought but of an If, as, If you faid fo, then I faid fo; and they shook hands, and swore brothers. Your If is the only peace-maker; much virtue in If. Jaq. Is not this a rare fellow, my lord? he's as good at any thing, and yet a fool. Duke S. He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that, he shoots his wit. Enter HYMEN, leading ROSALIND in woman's clothes; and Good duke, receive thy daughter, Hymen from heaven brought her, Yea, brought her hither; That thou might ft join her hand with his, Rof. To you I give myself, for I am yours. [To DUKE S. Το you I give myself, for I am yours. [To ORLANDO. Duke S. If there be truth in fight, you are my daughter. Orl. If there be truth in fight, you are my Rosalind. Phe. If fight and shape be true, Why then, my love adieu! Rof. I'll have no father, if you be not he : I'll have no husband, if you be not he :— Nor ne'er wed woman, if you be not she. 'Tis I must make conclufion [TO DUKE S. [TO ORLANDO. [To PHEBE. Of thefe most strange events: If truth holds true contents. [To ORLANDO and ROSALIND. You and you are heart in heart : [To OLIVER and CELIA. You [To PHEBE] to his love must accord, Or have a woman to your lord : You and you are fure together, [To TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY. As the winter to foul weather. How thus we met, and these things finish. SONG. SONG. Wedding is great Juno's crown; High wedlock then be honoured: Duke S. O my dear niece, welcome thou art to me ; Even daughter, welcome in no less degree. Phe. I will not eat my word, now thou art mine; Thy faith my fancy to thee doth combine. Enter JAQUES DE BOIS. [TO SILVIUS. Jaq. de B. Let me have audience for a word, or two; I am the fecond fon of old fir Rowland, : That bring these tidings to this fair affembly :- That That were with him exíl'd: This to be true, Duke S. Welcome, young man; Thou offer`st fairly to thy brothers' wedding : And after, every of this happy number, That have endur'd fhrewd days and nights with us, Meantime, forget this new-fall'n dignity, Play, mufick; and you brides and bridegrooms all, Jaq. Sir, by your patience :-If I heard you rightly, The duke hath put on a religious life, And thrown into neglect the pompous court? Jaq. To him will I: out of thefe convertites [TO DUKE S. Your patience, and your virtue, well deferves it :You [To ORLANDO] to a love, that your true faith doth merit : You [To OLIVER] to your land, and love, and great allies: You [To SILVIUs] to a long and well deferved bed;— And you [To TOUCHSTONE] to wrangling; for thy loving voyage Is but for two months victual'd:-So to your pleasures; I am for other than for dancing measures. Duke S. |