Lord. O monftrous beaft! how like a fwine he lies! Grim death, how foul and loathfome is thinę image? Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man. What think you, if he were convey'd to bed, And brave attendants near him, when he wakes; 1 Hun. Believe me, Lord, I think he cannot chufe. 2 Hun. It would seem ftrange unto him, when he wak'd. Lord. Even as a flattering dream, or worthless fancy. Then take him up, and manage well the jeft: Carry him gently to my faireft chamber, And hang it round with all my wanton pictures; Say, what is it your Honour will command Full of rofe-water, and bestrew'd with flowers ; And fay, wilt please your Lordship cool your hands ? And ask him what apparel he will wear: It will be paftime paffing excellent, If it be hufbanded with modefty. 1 Hun. My Lord, I warrant you, we'll play our part, As he shall think by our true diligence, He is no less than what we say he is. Lord. Take him up gently, and to bed with him; And And each one to his office, when he wakes. [Some bear out Sly. Sound Trumpets. Sirrah, go fee what trumpet 'tis that founds. Belike, fome noble gentleman that means, [Ex. Servant. Travelling fome journey, to repofe him here. Re-enter Servant. How now? who is it? Ser. An't please your Honour, players That offer service to your Lordship. Lord. Bid them come near: Enter Players. Now, fellows, you are welcome. Lord. Do you intend to stay with me to-night? 'Twas where you woo'd the gentlewoman fo well: I have forgot your name; but, fure, that part Was aptly fitted, and naturally perform'd. Sim, I think, 'twas Soto that your Honour means, (4) Lord. "Tis very true; thou didst it excellent : Well, you are come to me in happy time, The rather for I have some sport in hand, Wherein your cunning can affist me much. There is a Lord will hear you play to night: But I am doubtful of your modefties, Left, over-eying of his odd behaviour, (For yet his Honour never heard a play,) You break into fome merry paffion, And fo offend him: For I tell you, Sirs, If you should fmile, he grows impatient. (4) I think, 'twas Soto.] I take our author here to be paying a compliment to Beaumont and Fletcher's women pleas'd, in which comedy there is the character of Soto, who is a farmer's fon, and a very facetious ferving-man. Mr. Rowe and Mr. Pope prefix the name of Sim to the line here fpoken; but the first folio has it Sincklo which, no doubt, was the name of one of the players here introduc'd, and who had play'd the part of Soto with applause. Play. Play. Fear not, my Lord, we can contain ourselves; Were he the verieft antick in the world. 2 Player. [to the other.] Go get a dishclout to make clean your shoes, and I'll speak for the properties. [Exit Player. My Lord, we must have a shoulder of mutton for a property, and a little vinegar to make our devil roar. Lord. Go firrah, take them to the buttery, And give them friendly welcome, ev'ry one: Let them want nothing that the house affords. [Exit one with the Players. Sirrah, go you to Bartholew my page, And fee him dreft in all fuits like a Lady. That done, conduct him to the drunkard's chamber, I have ventur'd to alter a word here, against the authority of the printed copies; and hope, I shall be juftified in it by two fubfequent paffages. That the poet defign'd, the tinker's fuppos'd lunacy fhould be of fourteen years standing at least, seems to me evident upon thefe teftimonies. Thefe fifteen years you have been in a dream, Or, when you wak’d, so wak’d as if you slept. Sly. Thefe fifteen years! by my fay, a goodly nap. And again, Sly afterwards fays to the Page, whom he takes to be his Lady. Madam wife, they fay, that I have dream'd and slept above some fifteen years and more. No No better than a poor and loathfome beggar: [Exit Servant. I know, the boy will well ufurp the grace, Voice, gait, and action of a gentlewoman. I long to hear him call the drunkard, husband; [Exit Lord. SCENE changes to a Bedchamber in the Lord's House. Enter Sly with attendants, fome with apparel, bafon and ewer, and other appurtenances. Re-enter Lord. OR God's fake a pot of small ale. Sly. FOR 1 Ser. Will't please your Lordship drink a cup of fack? 2 Serv. Will't please your Horour taste of these conferves? 3 Serv. What raiment will your Honour wear to-day? Sly. I am Chriftophero Sly, call not me hon ur, nor Lordship: I ne'er drank fack in my life: And if you give me any conferves, give me conferves of beef: Ne'er afk me what raiment l'll wear, for I have no more doublets than backs, no more ftockings than legs, nor no more fhoes than feet? nay, fometimes, more feet than fhoes; or fuch fhoes as my toes look through the over-leather, Lord. Heav'n cease this idle humour in your Honour! Oh, that a mighty man of fuch defcent, Of fuch poffeffions, and fo high esteem, Should be infufed with fo foul a fpirit. Sly. Sly. What, would you make me mad? am not I Chriftophero Sly, old Sly's fon of Burton-heath, by birth a pedlar, by education a card-maker, by tranfmutation a bearherd, and now by prefent profeffion a tinker? afk Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot, if she know me not; if fhe fay, I am not fourteen pence on the score for sheer ale, score me up for the lying ft knave in chriftendom. What, I am not beftraught: here's 1 Man. Oh, this it is, that makes your Lady mourn. 2 Man. Oh, this it is that makes your fervants droop. Lord. Hence comes it that your kindred shun your house, As beaten hence by your ftrange lunacy. Oh, noble Lord, bethink thee of thy birth, Look, how thy fervants do attend on thee; Each in his office ready at thy beck, Wilt thou have mufick? hark, Apollo plays; [Mufick Or wilt thou fleep? we'll have thee to a couch, Say, thou wilt walk, we will beftrow the ground: Or wilt thou hunt? Thy hounds fhall make the welkin answer them, 1 Man. Say, thou wilt courfe, thy greyhounds are as [fwift As breathed ftags; ay, fleeter than the roe. 2 Man. Doft thou love pictures? we will fetch thee Adonis, painted by a running brook ; [ftrait And Citherea all in fedges hid; Which feem to move, and wanton with her breath, Ev'n as the waving fedges play with wind. Lord. We'll fhew thee Io, as he was a maid, And how she was beguiled and furpris'd, 3 Man. Or Daphne roaming through a thorny wood,, Scratching |