The lads and lasses, gladly bent, On this one's dress, and that one's look, While some are cosey in the nook, To meet some day. But now the Lord's own trumpet toots And echoes back return the shouts, His piercing words, like Highland swords, His talk of hell where devils dwell; With fright that day. A vast, unbottomed, boundless pit 'T would take too long to tell the tale Of all this famous session, And how they crowded to the ale Just after the dismission; How drink went round in jugs and cups Among the forms and benches; And cheese and bread from women's laps Was dealt about in lunches And lumps that day. In comes a matronly goodwife She draws her cheese and eke her knife; The old goodman about the grace, Alas for him that gets no lass, O wives, you know, when you were young The lasses' heads with shame will hang Now Clinkumbell, with rattling tow, Some swagger home the best they know, At dykes the fellows halt a blink, With faith and hope, and love and drink, For talk that day. How many hearts this day converts Of sinners and of lasses! Their hearts of stone, ere night, are gone As soft as any flesh is. There's some are full of love divine, And some of brandy fuddle; And many jobs, that day begun, May end in kiss and cuddle Some other day. EPISTLE TO JOHN LAPRAIK. While briars and woodbines budding green, These lines from one you've never seen On Fast-day night we had a rocking, At length we had a hearty yoking There was one song among the rest, It thrilled the heartstrings in my breast, The words so grandly did reveal They told me 'twas a poet leal, My curiosity inspired, About him further I enquired; Then all that knew him round declared, And rhyming gift with genius fired, That, set him to a pint of ale, Then up I got and swore (no harm in 't), Though I should pawn my nether garment, Or die like cat or other varmint At some dyke-back, I'd buy a gill of reeking ferment But, first and foremost, I shall tell, I to the versifying fell, Though rude and rough: To please myself, and friends as well, I am no poet in a sense, But just a rhymer, like by chance, Whene'er my Muse does on me glance, my Í jingle at her. Your critic folk may cock their nose, But, by your leave, my learned foes, What's all your jargon of your schools, Throw by your grammars And take to spades and farming tools, Dull blockheads, whose vain hope in cash is, And think to climb up steep Parnassus Give me one spark of Nature's fire, Then, though I drudge through dub and mire My Muse, though homely in attire, Oh, for a spark of Ramsay's glee, That would be good enough for me, No doubt you've friends both old and new, Still, if you think you'd maybe rue, My self-esteem does not excel, But friends and folks that wish me well, Though I must own as many still As far debase me, There's one bit fault for which they blame me; I might say_more that ought to shame me, But Mauchline race, or Mauchline fair, And have a swap of rhyming ware We'll make the whiskey bottle clatter, And, faith! we'll be acquainted better Away, you selfish, worldly race, I do not like to see your face, Nor bear your frown. But you whom social pleasure charms, Come to my bowl, come to my arms, But now I see I'll have to hustle, My old goose-quill's worn to the gristle; I now subscribe my first epistle, Your friend and servant. |