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SCENE 1. A Hall in PETRUCHIO's Country House.
Enter GRUMIO. Gru. Fie, fie, on all tired jades! on all mad masters! and all foul ways! Was ever man so beaten? was ever man so rayed? was ever man so weary? I am sent before to make a fire, and they are coming after to warm them. Now, were not I a little pot, and soon hot, my very lips might freeze to my teeth, my tongue to the roof of my mouth, my heart in my belly, ere I should come by a fire to thaw me:-Bat I, with blowing the tire, shall warm myself; for, considering the weather, a taller man than I will take cold. Holla, hoa! Curtis !
Enter CURTIS. Curt. Who is that calls so coldly? Gru. A piece of ice: If thou doubt it, thou may'st slide from my shoulder to my heel, with no greater a run but my head and my neck. A fire, good Curtis.
Curt. Is my master and his wife coming, Grumio?
Gru. O, ay, Curtis, ay: and therefore fire, fire; cast on no water.
Curt. Is she so hot a shrew as she's reported?
Gru. She was, good Curtis, before this frost: but, thou know'st, winter taines man, woman, and beast; for it bath tamed my old master, and my new mistress, and myself, fellow Čurtis.
Curt. Away, you three-inch fool! I am no beast.
Gru. Am I but three inches? why, thy horn is a foot; and so long am I, at the least. But wilt thou inake a fire, or shall I complain on thee to our mistress, whose hand (she being now at hand) thou shalt soon feel, to thy cold comfort, for being slow in thy hot office.
Curt. I proythee, good Grumio, tell me, How goes the world
Gru. A cold world, Curtis, in every office but thine ; and, therefore, fire: Do thy duty, and have thy duty; for my master and mistress are almost frozen to death.
Curt. There's fire ready; And, therefore, good Grumio, the news?
Gru. Why, Jack boy! ho boy! and as much news as thou wilt.
Curt. Come, you are so full of conycatching :
Gru. Why, therefore, fire; for I have caught extreme cold. Where's the cook? is supper ready, the house trimmed, rushes strewed, cobwebs swept : the serving-men in their new fustian, their white stockings, and every
officer his wedding garment on? Bethe jacks fair within, the jills fair without, the carpets laid, and every thing in order?
Curt. All ready; And, therefore, I pray thee, news?
Gru. First, know, my horse is tired; my master and mistress fallen out.
Gru. Out of their saddles into the dirt; And thereby hangs a tale.
Curt. Let's ha't, good Grumio.
[Striking him. Curt. This is to feel a tale, not to hear a tale.
Gru. And, therefore, 'tis called a sensible tale: and this cuff was but to knock at your ear, and beseech listening. Now, I begin: Imprimis, we came down a foul hill, my master riding behind my mistress :
Curt. Both on one horse?
Gru. Tell thou the tale:- -But badst thou not crossed me, thou shouldst have heard how her horse fell, and she under her horse; thou shouldst have heard, in how miry a place: how she was bemoiled; how he left her with the horse upon her; how he beat me because her horse stumbled; how she waded through the dirt to pluck him off mé; how he swore; how she prayed—that never prayed before; how I cried; how the horses ran away; how her bridle was burst; how I lost my crupper;
with many things of worthy memory, which now shall die in oblivion, and thou return unexperienced to thy grave.
Curt. By this reckoning, he is more shrew than she.
Gru. Ay; and that, thou and the proudest of you all shall find, when he comes home. But what talk I of this?-call forth Nathaniel, Joseph, Nicholas, Philip, Walter, Sugarsop, and the rest; let their heads be sleekly combed, their blue coats brushed, and their garters of an indifferent knit: let them curtsey with their left legs; and not presume to touch a hair of my master's horse-tail, till they kiss their hands. Are they all ready?
Curt. They are.
Curt. Do you hear, ho? you must meet my master, to countenance my mistress.
Gru. Why, she hath a face of her own.
Gru. Thou, it seems; that callest for company to countenance her.
Curt. I call them forth to credit her.
I hear my
Enter several Servants.
Gru. Welcome, you ;-how now, you; what, you; -fellow, you ;-and thus much for greeting. Now, my spruce companions, is all ready, and all things neat? Nath. All things is ready: How near is our master? Gru. E'en at hand, alighted by this; and therefore
-Cock's passion, silence !master.
Enter PETRUCHIO and KATHARINA.
Pet. Here, sir? here, sir! here, sir! here, sir!
Gru. Here, sir; as foolish as I was before.
Gru. Nathaniel's coat, sir, was not fully made, And Gabriel's pumps were all unpink'd i'the hecl; There was no link to colour Peter's hat, And Walter's dagger was not come from sheathing : There were none fine, but Adam, Ralph, and Gregory; The rest were ragged, old, and beggarly; Yet, as they are, here are they come to meet you. Pet. Go, rascals, go, and fetch my, supper in.
[Exeunt some of the Servants. Where is the life that late 1 led
[Sings. Where are those- -Sit down, Kate, and welcome. Soud, soud, soud, soud!
Re-enter Servants, with Supper.
It was the friar of orders grey, [Sings.
As he forth walked on his way:
[Exit Servant One, Kate, that thou must kiss, and be acquainted
with.Where are my slippers ?-Shall I have some water?
[A Bason is presented to him. Come, Kate, and wash, and welcome heartily :
[Servant lets the Ewer fall. You whoreson villain! will you let it fall?
[Strikes him. Kath. Patience, I pray you; 'twas a fault unwilling.
Pet. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave! Come, Kate, sit down; I know you have a stomach. Will you give thanks, sweet Kate; or else shall I?Wbat is this? mutton?
1 Serv. Pet.
Who brought it? 1 Serv.
[Throws the Meat, fc. about the Stage.